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Am I the new sfb?
Oi! That makes me the old one 🙁
I have about 20 of them and never paid for any
Jojo = Imelda Marcos of the Buff world 🙂
[i]an ex had realy long legs and I have relatively short ones, so after one uncomfortable/awkward/bumpy aborted attempt we never bothered again[/i]
I'm sorry but that would make no odds at all.
never smoked (not even tried)
so after one uncomfortable/awkward/bumpy aborted attempt we never bothered again
as the legs move apart the hips descend...
I'm sorry but that would make no odds at all.
Agreed. He could have knelt on a footstool.
He could have knelt on a footstool.
Or a new take on an old classic...knelt on a yellow pages 😉
"We're not just there for the nasty things in life..."
"We're not just there for the nasty things in life..."
😕
Have you got your 'everyday things' caught up in your 'jangly bits' GrahamS ?
until very recently had never been on a rollercoaster, now realisiing that that wasn't such a bad thing as they really don't agree with me.
until last weekend, had never watched titanic........
it also disagreed with me.
Never been to London.
never been clubbing.
I've never been to Ikea - this actually, basically and LITERALLY seems to be an everyday event for some people I work with
This is turning into a strangely compelling thread, although I don't really wish to add to the list of things really. Just plan to spectate.
Never broken the law .................. honest guv 😆
never been engaged (but married twice)
never been engaged (but married twice)
Eh? How did you know to turn up at the registry office then?
Have you got your 'everyday things' caught up in your 'jangly bits' GrahamS ?
Nah, old Yellow Pages ad innit? [i]"We're not just the for the nasty things in life, like blocked drains. We're there for the nice thing too - like helping thisisnotaspoon reach his goal."[/i]
How did you know to turn up at the registry office then?
well, we agreed to get married, but never considered ourselves be to be something as twee as 'engaged'
Ahhh, I see.. I thought maybe you'd just hung around outside and picked up a last-minute cancellation bride. 😈
I have never wished anything good for an English rugby team.
I thought maybe you'd just hung around outside and picked up a last-minute cancellation bride.
hey, there's an idea...
Ironing.
Watched The Wizard of Oz
Eaten in a Harvester 'restaurant'
Fancied Sam Fox
Been on a bouncy castle
Had my own mobile phone
Dusty Lilac - I feel sorry for kids nowadays as in the 70s you had these boucy castle things that were like, in a big tent shaped like half a bowl. Dont really know how to describe it but you could bounce all over the place and sometimes get stuck down the sides. Awesome fun and I feel your life really is sadly lacking for missing even a new fangled boring bouncy castle ay? 🙂
But then who am I to judge so obviously feel free to ignore me.
Never been to a football match.
I have never met Breyten Breytenbach.
I never had a piercing.
Awesome fun and I feel your life really is sadly lacking for missing even a new fangled boring bouncy castle ay?
I've worn specs since the age of 3, as a kid I'd always queue up to go on one, they'd tell me I had to take my glasses off, but I didn't like taking my glasses off so wouldn't go on it... 😥
Never been on a package holiday.
Some people are weird! 😆
I have never:
- Done the Ironing
- Played golf
- Been in a car crash
Nah, old Yellow Pages ad innit?
Ah I see.........forgive me, I'm pisspoor on my advert repertoire - thanks 8)
It also makes your post really quite amusing lol
>Giving's even better than receiving as well.
You've been on the receiving end ? 😯
never watched a sporting event of any sort - ever
Never seen a live band
😯
Never watched any of the Star Wars movies.
[i]never watched a sporting event of any sort - ever [/i]
Never been to a school sports day then ever???? Even when you were at school??
I can't think of anything everyday I haven't done. Some of you really need to do these things others have done well to avoid.
so anyway kneel on one leg adopting the "rifle man" position, better suited to those with shorter legs so im told 😳
[i]Some of you really need to do these things others have done well to avoid. [/i]
Eh?
Never ingested cannabis
Never watched Dancing to ressurect my fading career or whatever they are called
Never ever bloody anything ever.
Never seen a live band.
You really need to sort that out
......... before you die.
I've never taken heroin.
I've never really seen the point.
Never seen a Tarantino film all the way through (I think)
Didn't buy Blue Monday as my first ever 12". (every other ****er I know seems to have. But no, mine was a Pete Cetera. Though there was a Howard Jones on the same purchase)
Never had a non-alcohol induced headache
Never broken a limb
I've never cooked an egg, in any way.
I do enjoy boiled/fried/poached etc. But I've never cooked an egg.
Never cracked one either.
Never spent a night in hospital
Never eaten a cheese or any kind of omelette
Never kissed a frog (male or female)
Never taken drugs or smoked a ciggie
Never sat at 70mph on the motorway 👿
Never watched Big Brother / that dancing thing.
Never ridden like a god.