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 MTT
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There has to be seemingly trivial things you have never done

Never watched a TV talent show.
Never had a cup of coffee.
Never been 'clubbing'

[u]Bukkake is not an answer.[/u]


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:24 pm
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I've never eaten baked beans...ever.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:26 pm
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I have never eaten peanut butter!


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:27 pm
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cup of coffee (tastes of muddy water, whyyyyy!!!!!!!!)

Doggie (this came up with a girl I was dating recently, and it occoured to me when she mentioned it that I've never actualy done that!)


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:27 pm
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I've never watched Coronation Street or Emmerdale(Farm)


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:28 pm
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Doggie (this came up with a girl I was dating recently, and it occoured to me when she mentioned it that I've never actualy done that!)

GTFO! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:29 pm
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I've never seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.


 
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I've never used a games console


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:31 pm
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Tie a tie, glass of alcohol.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:31 pm
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thats not the first time today ive been told that

bukkake is not the answer.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:31 pm
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I've never put a fruit pastelle in my mouth without chewing!!


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:34 pm
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I've never used a tampon


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:36 pm
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never tied my hair in a ponytail


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:38 pm
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At the mere age of 47 I have never been or wanted to go to london

Rio 3x tick
New york 2x tick
etc


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:39 pm
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[i]I've never seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.[/i]

Similarly I've never had a white pudding supper.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:41 pm
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never used a dishwasher

Plum


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:41 pm
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never met a nice south african


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:48 pm
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I've never used a tampon

LOL you mean you have never bunged one up to stop a bleeding nose ๐Ÿ˜‰

Never been in a Mcdonald's

Never seen the new year in awake ๐Ÿ˜‰

Never (yet) been caught streaking


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:49 pm
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AndyP, that's not bloody surprising.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:50 pm
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I've never been found guilty 8)


 
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never met a nice south african

Why would that be an "everyday thing" ......... do you live in South Africa ?

And to be honest mate, you sound a bit racist ........... is it because most of them is black ?


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:53 pm
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never bought a red top paper


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:53 pm
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[url=

Ernie Lynch[/url]


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:55 pm
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And howabout things you wanted to do as a child and HAVE done it...

I have used a Mr Whippy ice cream machine. And no, that isn't a metaphor for bukkake...


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 3:58 pm
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[i]Doggie (this came up with a girl I was dating recently, and it occoured to me when she mentioned it that I've never actualy done that!) [/i]

Dear me, you should resolve this issue immediately, it's great! Giving's even better than receiving as well.

I've never been to a football match. (edit: where grownups were playing)


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:09 pm
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Ernie you crack me up ๐Ÿ˜†

Do you check under your pillow for racists as you go to bed each night?!

EDIT: Or does RB/TJ do it for you ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:11 pm
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yup, seriously,

an ex had realy long legs and I have relatively short ones, so after one uncomfortable/awkward/bumpy aborted attempt we never bothered again. There are plenty of other pages in the karam sutra!


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:13 pm
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Yep, what samuri said.

Also known as the "social security position" .......... on account that she gets to receive the 'full benefit'.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:15 pm
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Rode a horse and never will, scare the crap out of me when i pass them on a trail!


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:17 pm
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[never met a nice south african]

Ha I'm with you on that one.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:19 pm
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never seen a complete episode of coronation street or strictly come dancing

never eaten poo - I'm told it's tastes exactly like it smells with a bit of a "burnt" flavour


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:20 pm
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Never been to a football match.
Never been on a rollercoaster.

Never paid for a Buff.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:20 pm
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Jeeezus... what a bunch of boring old farts we all are..! ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:21 pm
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Eaten a green vegetable. I'm 39.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:21 pm
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Never ridden a moped or scooter.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:22 pm
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Never used a games console.
Never grown sideburns.
Never watched Eastenders.
Never downloaded music from the internet.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:22 pm
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Some of your thoughts on 'everyday things' is quite alarming. Eating poo?? Paying for a buff? Are these everyday things? I work in an office with 100 people and I can bet a very small number of them know what a buff is and an even smaller number will have eaten poo.

I've never run across the north sea bare foot.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:26 pm
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Never had bread & butter pudding


 
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never bought a round


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:30 pm
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Either I lead a far more interesting and diverse life than I had ever realised (unlikely) or some of you are freaks. ๐Ÿ˜†

Surely some of these must be [i]"Tried it once and didn't like it much so haven't done it since"[/i], rather than [i]"I've never, ever.."[/i]

Surely...


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:36 pm
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never bought a round

What, all that trouble walking to the pub to buy yourself a fruit juice and you don't bother buying anyone less a drink ?

You should stay at home to sip your sugary drinks. It would save walking past smokers too ๐Ÿ’ก


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:37 pm
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Buffs are everyday things in my circles.

I have about 20 of them and never paid for any. Neither have most of the people I know who have one/any. You get them free for entering or winning stuff, surely? Was attempting (obvously vainly) to try and be amusing. I do apologise Mr M.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 4:39 pm
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I have never thrown anything at [i]GrahamS[/i] even though i know I'd enjoy it.


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 5:04 pm
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What, all that trouble walking to the pub to buy yourself a fruit juice and you don't bother buying anyone less a drink ?

I only ever go to the pub after a ride with everyone else. There'd be no point joining in rounds as I only have one drink


 
Posted : 21/09/2009 5:06 pm
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Random abuse? Am I the new sfb? ๐Ÿ˜†

I've never kept my (online) mouth shut when I really should do. ๐Ÿ˜•


 
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