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W ....t and actual f is this?


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:13 pm
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Dubstep meets goth opera meets dance music????


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:13 pm
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Anyone else watching the Romanian entry and thinking that perhaps Nigel Farrage has a point? 😯


 
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What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?


 
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The Bonster!


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:14 pm
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Here we go


 
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Romania, very tight underwear,high voice,semi naked men and woman.


 
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To quote graham "just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should" haaaa


 
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and now... Bonnie Tyler?!?!?!?!?


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:14 pm
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Oh crap


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:15 pm
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£10 says she is either drunk or stoned!!


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:16 pm
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I'm going to start a campaign to get Carol Decker to do it next year.


 
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Nil pois


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:16 pm
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Just fouind singalong on the red button, or 301, on freeview.

The neighbours dont seem to appreciate the singalong..........


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:17 pm
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Come on Bonnie....STAGE DIVE,


 
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Oh dear, well that's us out of the running!


 
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Nil pois

you says she's not got any peas?


 
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I believe in Bonnie.


 
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I'm not sure Bonnie should have had the extra drink to steady her nerves..?


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:18 pm
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I think we are going for the sympathy vote with that one


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:19 pm
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Great voice, Bonnie.
Awful song.


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:19 pm
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Is it just me that spotted her bum?


 
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Great voice, Bonnie.
Awful song.

I thought that, but it's kind of a grower.

Now we've got Sweden and half of Jedward.


 
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s it just me that spotted her bum?

Mate, if that's true, you need to work on your aim.


 
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Sweden looks like the bastard son of Jedwards mum after an affair with David Beckhams dad.


 
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In the gay or European game I think Swedens a fairly safe bet.


 
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The German TV commentator is actually making wry/sarky comments... he just said that Tylers voice is a bit smoother than her heyday.... and then said it is not only her voice which has been smoothed/tightened


 
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Mate, if that's true, you need to work on your aim.

The dancer!!


 
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Hungary has a shit hat.


 
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It's The Streets!


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:23 pm
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Or Badly Sung Boy?


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:24 pm
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Mullet hair alert!


 
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Hungary looks like a failed singlespeed / fixie courier....a la "look mum no hands" or "where the monkey sleeps"


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:25 pm
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The Beta Band meets Rod, Jane & Freddy.


 
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Guitarist looked like the seat was hot, and he has a loose head.


 
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Oh.. hello Denmark!


 
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Denmark... Interesting juxtaposition of barefoot elfin type and pseudomilitaria.

I'm taking this too seriously..


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:29 pm
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I think I'd like this song played when my dead body is set on fire on a raft and set adrift

Thanks for making me cry with laughter.


 
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Iceland; proper jumper!


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:30 pm
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For someone with a lisp they've put a lot of s's in that Danish song, the stage is going to be sloppy for Iceland.


 
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Reminded me a bit of, uh, the lass who was on X-Factor (or something) from my home town.

Wow, that narrows it down.


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:31 pm
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She was like a cross between Kate bush and Ellie Goulding.


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:31 pm
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Chad kroeger's love child?


 
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Diana Vickers!

And now we've got the lovechild of Rick Wakeman and Jesus.


 
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Is this the comeback of Justin Lee Collins?


 
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Iceland looks like Rick Wakeman...


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:32 pm
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No its the bloke out of the pop group Wizard after liposuction.


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:32 pm
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I wonder if his mum went to Iceland?


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:32 pm
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only 7 more, beginning to flag. But at least we still have Greece to come


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:35 pm
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He's dreamy


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:35 pm
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The BBC report that budget cuts haven't affected The Cube.


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:36 pm
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this gets my best dancer award


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:36 pm
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Don't think much of David Blaine's new act.


 
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Man in box brilliance, with added waistcoat.


 
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It's Crystal Maze!!


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:37 pm
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My brother's in the live audience. He claims his girlfriend made him.


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:38 pm
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Rock Lobster?!


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:38 pm
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greece if they win, its the back room of the local kebab shop.

No they cnat win.


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:39 pm
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Greek ska tribute act?


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:39 pm
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gogol bordello have gone downhill a bit


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:40 pm
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more of this


 
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My brother's in the live audience.

Do they have other forms of audiences?


 
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Madness in kilts with added Doner!


 
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You know, everything about this is wrong.

And yet, it works.

It's Lister's fried egg chilli chutney sandwich.


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:41 pm
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"Shut that bloody bouzouki up!"
Gogol bordello thought echoed.


 
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oo the lights on the greek instruments probably emptied the last of the coffers


 
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Ukraine, just brilliant...


 
Posted : 18/05/2013 8:43 pm
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Hmm, I've had some whisky. Now for a sandwich...
😉


 
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Brilliant...if Greece wins does Germany have to pay for next year?


 
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Was that guy in Highlander?


 
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Bernard Breslaw's gone downhill a bit.


 
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Ukraine, just brilliant...

Song was alright too.


 
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Now I see why he wears a hat. Dressing like Sammy Davis Jr isn't helping.


 
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Italy needs more bunga bunga...


 
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He's feeling this song, fine side burns too.


 
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Peter Andre's Dad's illegitimate slightly younger, slimmer and hairier love child.


 
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Italian song easily forgotten.


 
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Roberto DaWilliams.


 
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I'd feed her my love. S****.


 
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