Norway ... Bring Out The Gimp ... and the death ... the song is about killing ... kill .... kill ... kill ... 😈
Fencing needed to do something to liven up its image. I approve.
Daft punk and the dentist fan of Indiana Jones!
Daft Punk, meet Assassins Creed.
With the third Mitchell brother?
Bit dark that norway one - but I like it!
Right, here we go!
What is with this season's thing for bingo wings?
Lucy Jones with Never give up on you-rup!
What's with the Ferrero Rocher dress though?
Ginger says her boobs(the singer, not hers) look like a flat sausage.
Is it about Brexit?
Gurny
UK ... ok ... okay ... good. 😀
Just stay out of fish & chip shops ...
edit: best UK song in the contest for many years.
Hmm, not my cup of tea, but I reckon that'll be popular with the punters.
Dunno about flawless but she was pretty good.
Cyprus ... never, never a male singer with male dancers, should be female dancers ... what are we suppose to look at if the song is not special? 😡
pitbull meets shakira cover
Romania ... Towie comes to town ... 😆
That red dress is very nice ... giggedy ... 😛
edit: in a strange way ... the girl's voice ... hmmm ...
Romania doing a duet with two people... losers.
Croatia guy would do this solo.
Nah, splits in the dress are in the wrong place.
I do hope they shoot some midgets out of the cannons.
yeah it should be split on my floor, giggedy
Cannons in Kiev? I thought Russia had pulled out?
It is awful yet I cannot look away. Brilliant!
Faux Rap song with yodelling and cannons
Winner
It's a very leggy contest this year
No complaints
Are they all lip syncing or is it just the dodgy 3G BBC feed I'm watching on my iPad?
im sure that this is a straight copy of a song already out
Germany entered Zoe Balls younger sister for their act.
Everyone is making good use of the overhead camera.
Good titanium riff to start but what is with the Will Smith ears? Hello, Roxette, the eighties want you back.
Germany ... giggedy ... she is tall. 😛
She has a very happy face, happy song, she wins! I like! Giggedy. 
tthew - Member
... Zoe Balls ...
Eeeuuuwwww ... nooo...
Have they defrosted Roxette from cryogenic storage?
It's a real sausage party in that audience isn't it
norton cums everytime he sees timor
Can someone nip round to chewkw's place and take that bottle of cooking sherry off him please?
No particular order ... I like. 😀
1. Poland
2. Italy
3. Australia
4. UK
5. Germany
Ooh, was that a Ford Granada?
More Blake's 7 costumes re-appear!
Ukraine ... okay-ish but out of place ... I bet they imagining they are playing at some sort of summer concert or on world tour ... 😯
i agree, its not bad, but it ain't eurovision.
Might do well that one. The europeans love a rock number. Remember Lordi?
She's only 17, someone hide geetee's camera.
cheer up love 😐
edit - double post
i can listen to this from belguim
Ooh,this is painful. Poor love is shitting herself. Is she actually crying?
