Euphemism Tennis
 

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The premise is simple - Each player plays their euphemism in turn until a player cannot "return" the euphemism.

This time round, the subject of the game is [b][i][u]Vomiting[/u][/i][/b]

So, to kick off, I shall start with;

Shouting soup.


 
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Shouting soup.


 
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Shouting soup.


 
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On the headset to God.


 
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Looking for Hughie.


 
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Talking into the white telephone.


 
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technicoloured yawn


 
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Barry Humphries must love you lot.


 
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrralph!


 
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Blowing chunks


 
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Parking a tiger.


 
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Blowing chunks

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Beaten by 31 seconds!


 
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Blowing chunks


 
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Shouting soup.


 
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Chunking to Hughie


 
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Pavement pizza


 
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vomitspit


 
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Chasing Pavement Blowies


 
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barfing your ring


 
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Blowing Tigers


 
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Hurl.


 
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Spewing


 
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Talking into the white telephone


 
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Hurlspewing


 
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Lumpy burping


 
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Bumpy Lurping


 
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Vomiting


 
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Chunder.


 
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technicolour yawn


 
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Yack


 
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Upchucking


 
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Euphemism vs slang

So 'psychedelic yodel' not 'puke'

๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Shouting soup.


 
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Barf

(whathappensnext?)


 
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Spitting Carrots


 
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Souping shout?


 
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Shouping sout


 
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Throwing the chopped carrots around.


 
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Pavement pancake.


 
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Carrot spelunking


 
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Second breakfast.

(It's not a very good game is it?
I don't even know who's winning).


 
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Whoever wins surely deserves the accolade of "Greaterest Sportsperson Ever"


 
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Bringing up Tesco's Jambalaya Soup (it's a long story)


 
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Soup shout


 
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Or they may just get to shout the word "soup"


 
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honking up


 
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Debble Pashing The Oven Baked Pizza


 
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driving the porcelain bus


 
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Shittest.
Game.
Eva.


 
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Only cos yer losing!


 
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reconstructing the kebab


 
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Who's winning?


 
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I think, in a very real way, we're all losers here.


 
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Who's winning?

O'Rourke


 
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Mornington Crescent is the worst game ever.


 
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Checking for worms...


 
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[s]just because you dont understand the rules there is no reason to hate it
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Actually your right its crap


 
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Mornington Crescent yay! ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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Second breakfast.

(It's not a very good game is it?
I don't even know who's winning).

Druidh is winning.
He's been able to responf with 'shouting soup' most often. But he's probably played before.


 
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Hoying ya ring (one for the geordies out there).


 
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Dropping the kids at the baths.


 
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voorheaves


 
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Dropping the kids at the baths.

I might need to draw you a diagram


 
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Dropping the kids at the baths.

That's having a shit, not vomiting!!


 
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SHOUTING SOUP!!!


 
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[i]Druidh is winning.[/i]

He is rather good at this. Former pro?


 
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I had DezzieBee down as marginally ahead.


 
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SHOUTING SOUP!!!


 
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That's having a shit, not vomiting!!

Oh that's the game? I missed the point.

I lose.


 
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Revisiting lunch


 
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I think druidh may have been taking performance enhancing substances (soup, most likely).


 
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I think rusty spanner is winning.

I give up. This really is a sickening thread

Igmc


 
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shouting carrot soup down the porcelain telephone bus hoying a pavement pizza out the technicolour window


 
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Boked all over the place


 
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DD's put me back in the game!

Er, doing a mouthpoo ?


 
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chunky gargle


 
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Gastro Geyser


 
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I DON'T GET IT ๐Ÿ˜ก


 
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BLEEEUUURRGGHHHHHAAAHHHHHFFFEEKKKKK..........


 
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Shouting soup.

Jeesus! This is sooooo easy!


 
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