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mattyfez - MemberThe irony of criminal immigrants coming into the country is that theresa may was asleep on shift in her previous post when it was her job.
That's... charitable. The other interpretation is that under her power the home office created an endless stream of stories about how terrible immigration and the ECHR are. (that didn't stop her from just making some up, mind). Whenever a case was handled poorly and the government lost, they'd say "look at what They make us do" rather than "we ****ed that one"
May is a master of management by failure.
[b]"controls on immigration"[/b]
So goes the rallying cry.
[b]"it's not about immigration"[/b]
And round, and round we go…
teamhurtmore - MemberBTW Danny - you have 12 CONSECUTIVE obsessive posts in one thread to beat before you can achieve/match sad, chief troll status - I lost count as 12, so could be even more. But a round dozen is some achievement!!
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It would be a lot less if people would answer straightforward questions, though......
Ah well, I can tell you're getting another tetch on, so never mind.
BTW - What is it you do again?
Posts till STFU?
May let's criminals come in unchecked.
Also May: there's too may immigrants, many of whom are criminals, send them all back!
11 to go - told you it was challenge to beat. Good luck
What's with the compulsive counting THM ? I have a friend who does that,but he's got OCD,why do you do it?,is it so important to you?
Amusement. I doubt that we’ll get the full bakers though
And there is little Brexshit news until we get down to trade. We’ll be talking about colours of passports next.
We covered that earlier,can't you remember? Between that,and you being unable to remember how you earn a living,I'm beginning to worry that you may have a problem.
Dannyh,what's that question you keep asking him? I think he keeps forgetting and would like the reassurance of a reminder.
And being able to count things again.
I am the obsessive one but only one of us went back and counted 😆
And you seem to be getting trolled on all sides
Remember you said you stopped counting at 12 - deary me you do seem forgetful these days- you seem to forget almost everything you say on hereI doubt that we’ll get the full bakers though
Any details regarding the 'behinds the scenes stuff with grown ups' yet?
...no..?
PLease don't upset him,people with short term memory loss can become quite paranoid when questioned bout it.
Any details regarding the 'behinds the scenes stuff with grown ups' yet?...no..?
Recent statistics suggest that behind the scenes, the grown ups are mainly watching porn on the Internet.
They probably drink the odd cup of tea too, but there's no data to support that.
Perhaps that's why THM has gone quiet?
thats unfair, some of them are busy misleading Parliament about whether they have, or they have not, got dossiers on the impact of Brexit.
DP
TP
Things that won't get you kicked out of the Conservative party:
- lying to parliament
- gross incompetence
- using the n word
- masturbating on the job
Things that could get you kicked out - having a sensible opinion about brexit
Mattyfez,you may say that,but they are all grownups,working hard behind the scenes to deliver a successful outcome (in their opinion)
Ask the man who counts.
Mattyfez,you may say that,but they are all grownups,working hard behind the scenes to deliver a successful outcome (in their opinion)
That's sort of the problem, isn't it? What constitutes a "successful" outcome - is it one that preserves the current trade relationship as much as possible, one that keeps EU familiies together, one that keeps the peace in Ireland, or one that keeps forriners out, and passports blue? Has this been defined by our glorious leaders, and if not, what sort of democracy is it that allows the unelected "grownups" to decide on it for themselves?
Mattyfez,you may say that,but they are all grownups,working hard behind the scenes to deliver a successful outcome (in their opinion)
Well there is the Irish border issue, no amount of cups of tea, burying heads in sand or furious masturbating is going to fix that.
The flippance is unreal.
But THM assures us they are "grownups" thus implying that our desired outcomes are childlike,and can be ignored.
It's ok, we're going to build a new boat. Panic over.
Boats are well known for thier prowess in diplomatic international relationships.
Anyway,enough footling about,I'm just reading up on Treponema Pallidum,it's symptoms appear to include short term memory loss,obsessive behaviour,and paranoia.
It's ok, we're going to build a new boat. Panic over.
Jam exports should cover the cost.
Log entries of the trade ship HMS Brexit.
Captain May, 22nd Jun 2018
We have been resupplying in Jamaica for the last month. We have traded brass buttons for a hold of bent bananas. These delicious bananas far surpass the straight ones forced on us by the European badlands. Ships surgeon Dr Hunt is most pleased with a deal he struck with local producers. He has traded all the ship's medical supplies for a hundred weight of sugar cane. It was felt that this was worthwhile and would sweeten our deal upon return. We have also procured 10 of the strongest local men to assist in the voyage and provide breeding stock for our return. I don't know how the people back home will take to this. We may have to get them to keep their eyes and mouths closed and sneak them in under cover of darkness. We are heading off tomorrow for a short jaunt to the New World Colonies on the mainland.
Captain May, 30th June 2018,
Eastern American coast. We conducted a trade deal of leathery, bland, sterile meat. Master of the ship's purse Mr Hammond agreed to stay behind in return for his weight in chlorinated chicken. The locals we found to be rude and did not stay more than a week. We have a long voyage around the Horn to reach The Pacific islands.
Captain May, 15th Sept 2018
Tragedy struck today upon our arrival in Hawaii. There appeared to be a misunderstanding between the locals and Able Semen Johnson during a welcoming ceremony. Tensions rose, sadly resulting in our ship's interpreter Mr Davies having his head smashed in by a group of angry locals. Our lack of medical equipment was a disadvantage and coating his wounds in sugar sadly had little effect. Able Semen Johnson has been an inconsolable gibbering wreck ever since. I hope he returns to his normal self soon.
Captain May 5th Oct 2018
We have arrived in a land called Korea. The people here are funny. Very angry, as they appear to be at war with their Northern neighbour. They have yellow skin and slanty eyes. We were introduced to a clever man called Mr Sam Sung, who makes a small shiny device you hold to your face called a Tefelon. This magic item let's you talk to people in another room. Not getting the supplies we had hoped in Hawaii resulted in us having to trade half a dozen of these devices in exchange for half of the succulent bent bananas in our hold.
Captain May 12th Nov 2018
We set off for the final long last leg of our journey. Since we are thankfully no longer allowing people into our Little Britain from the European badlands to work anymore we have been asked by our countrymen if we can pick up some people to replace them on route home. We intend to stop in India, Ceylon and Rhodesia to pick up the best doctors, dentists, lawyers and bank clerks. We will have the remainder of our return journey to persuade them to clean our streets and hospital floors. I am sure Mr Fox has methods with which to persuade them.
Captain May 3rd Feb 2019
We enter the lions mouth. We are passing Gibraler on route to Syria. We are hoping to squeeze 50,000 refugees on board to make up further for the loss of workers from the European badlands. The people back home do not know about this aspect of our journey, but I am sure they will be delighted by our humanitarian efforts. We must be sure not to stray too close to the Northern shores where Italian, French and Spanish sirens have previously lured unwary mariners onto rocks with dreams of Rioja, Chianti and Camembert. We must stay focussed and not deviate from our course to the Eastern Mediteranean.
Captain May 3rd March 2019
We have successfully passed Gibraltar on our return home. We will be back in Blighty in a week or so, and miss it terribly. We have been away for approaching a year now and all hope that Our Little Britain has not changed at all.
We return sun tanned, and with half a hold of bent bananas, sugar, six tefelons, 150lbs of chlorinated chicken,some Indian doctor's Jamaican strongmen and 50,000 Syrian refugees. This mission will become the stuff of legends in years to come.
😆
P.S. Surely Able Semen Johnson is an American by birth,and will be refused entry on your return to GB,as he is a foreigner ?
Brilliant. I'm sealing this.
Shame only the bakers in the end. Still must be a STW trolling record and well deserved. Sad, but well deserved
You should be taking it as a compliment to your evasiveness,sneering,condescension,and refusal to answer simple questions with facts.Well done you,what do you do for a living? Failed tutor in a minor public school?
So you still reply to me, when i am not mentioning you, and I am the one with the obsession and you still forgot what you said
I lost count as 12, so could be even more
Anyway - back to Brexit.
Have a read of Lord Adonis's resignation letter - seems pretty lucid and closely reasoned to me therefore I am looking forward to a grown-up explaining to me why I am wrong.
https://news.sky.com/story/read-lord-adonis-letter-to-pm-in-full-as-labour-peer-quits-government-role-11188763
So, in this clip, is Paxo being 'obsessive' or is Howard being an obtuse twerp and refusing to answer a straight question because the honest answer is an embarrassment?
Hint, I [b][u]also[/b][/u] know the correct answer to that one.
Know what I mean? 😉
Remainiac throws a strop ... how is this even news ? It must be a slow day.
Fundamentally he is reigning so he can try and reverse Brexit from the House of Lords. As I said this is not news.
Hé seems to know what he is talking about.
So... is he actually wrong about things like East Coast?
Or are we just going to dismiss any valid points by calling him a "remoaner"?
phiiiiil - MemberSo... is he actually wrong about things like East Coast?
Practically nobody will think he's wrong about East Coast, it's an absolute joke. His only error was to underestimate just what a total farce it was going to be when it was privatised in 2015.
Jambalaya code remainiac=person who knows things.
thejesmonddingo - MemberYou should be taking it as a compliment to your evasiveness,sneering,condescension,and refusal to answer simple questions with facts.Well done you,what do you do for a living? Failed tutor in a minor public school?
🙂
thats my guess
This just got ecoteric.
I've obviously missed something.