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Sat watching the end of the Bond film when Mrs B hears a commotion in the kitchen. It would appear that the cat has brought a live mouse into the house and it has been playing with it in the kitchen but has now run behind the kitchen units. Any ideas?


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:07 am
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Kechit before a small child's face is bitten. 😯


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:09 am
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it'll die on it's own, it's shocked to **** by now.


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:10 am
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i just know that the Mrs is waiting for me to start dismantling the kitchen. It aint happening.


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:12 am
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Get a dog they dont bring mice in.


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:12 am
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Remove the plinths from the kitchen units and use a torch and broom to drive the mouse out.


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:15 am
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Don't drink motor oil?


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:17 am
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Nail up the cat flap?


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:19 am
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Remove the plinths from the kitchen units and use a torch and broom to drive the mouse out.

That's going to have to wait till morning. Need to block up other hidey holes first (under the range, fridge/freezer, etc)for now the cat is standing guard in the kitchen, door shut


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:20 am
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Nail up the cat flap

Seems a bit extreme, beside it might be a male cat.


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:21 am
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Seems a bit extreme, beside it might be a male cat.

lol like your style!


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:24 am
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Don't drink motor oil?

That's quite a sound bit of advice really, all things considered.


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 2:12 am
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your house is contaminated
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and then...
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Posted : 27/03/2011 2:18 am
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Posted : 27/03/2011 2:19 am
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Posted : 27/03/2011 2:43 am
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Russell Brand has put some weight on 😐


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 2:46 am
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you dont wanna know what i was googling to find that image but yeah he does look a bit like russel brand


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 2:48 am
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"For Sale, slightly used .380 auto, some signs of burnt pubic hair evident, but breech still clears just fine"


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 2:59 am
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This is Thomas and Nasty looking cute, right pair of murdering bastards really
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Thomas likes to bring live mice in, then when you try too take em off him he crunches em up
Live and headless birds turn up almost daily
Last summer a 2ft headless snake appeared in the kitchen


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 11:16 am
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This is Thomas and Nasty looking cute

Don't look cute to me... look like evil Siamese twins intent on world domination and destruction...


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 11:21 am
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Don't look cute to me... look like evil Siamese twins intent on world domination and destruction...

This is true, it's all a guise to lull you into a false sense of security
Evil murdering bastards they are really


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 11:26 am
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Shut the cat in the kitchen overnight. Our cat brought a mouse in the other night and was trying to get at all the following day (it had hidden behind the bookcase). The following morning the cats were no longer interested in the bookcase and there were mouse body parts scattered on the carpet.


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 12:57 pm
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Get another cat!


 
Posted : 27/03/2011 1:01 pm
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😯 WTF

I've just stumbled on another picture of kimbers mate

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Please don't ask what I was googling.............I don't want to talk about it 😐


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:17 pm
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😯 WTF

+1


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:24 pm
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Go on Ernie, wtf were you googling? 😯

Contact adhesives?

Can you give me some advice on how to do tenon and dovetail joints please?


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:26 pm
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Can you give me some advice on how to do tenon and dovetail joints please?

Yes of course I can. Do an apprenticeship in carpentry and joinery.

Oh, and you'll need a dovetail saw too.

Good luck.


 
Posted : 29/03/2011 7:44 pm