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So, I've started spamming Nigerian email addresses with this:
Have 50 boxes of ZMapp experimental Ebola vaccine. Need to send to you. Please send deeds and all legal documents for your property to me so I know where to send them.
All the best
ZMapp Distribution Services
nice
You are aware that Nigeria had been declared Ebola free, aren't you?
I would be surprised if the OP was aware of what day it was.
you should offer the vaccine as a raffle prize. A sort of Ebola Tombola.
I'm currently selling a triangular chocolate antidote, Tebolarone.
I'm offering a Jerry Lee Lewis themed raffle cure. The Rock n Rolla Ebola Tombola.
I'm experimenting with distributing the cure through the medium of electronic cricket balls.
Yes, I give you, the e-Bowler.
I saw the title and thought Alton Towers was building a terrifying new, s**t-your-pants-scary ride.
I'm actually crapping myself about ebola..
Which is worrying as that's one of the symptoms
I don't know why everyone's so worried about Ebola, the cure has already been found.
http://www.lightparty.com/Health/EbolaCure.html
Jeeeezus.
Convenient that both flu stats are exactly 80%, its almost as if someone who isn't very bright made them up.
[quoteI'm currently selling a Yorkshire triangular chocolate antidote, T' ebolarone.
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ZMapp isn't a vaccine.
[b]You're[/b] not a vaccine
That light party link looks like a reliable source. Homeopathy gets a mention by the second sentence. Or is that the point? Did I miss the sarcasm?
Ok, I read a bit more, the joke's on me
I'd tell an ebola joke but you won't get it.
[url= http://eveningharold.com/2014/10/21/badgers-demand-human-cull-to-prevent-spread-of-ebola/ ]ebola linked to bovine TB[/url]
Our local vicar is doing a sponsered skating challenge whilst having a couple of teeth removed.
Too many sugary drinks apparantly.
So, he's a Holey cola molar holy roller for ebola.
Sorry.