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Dyson's take on portable headphones - the designers obviously watched the Human Centipede the night before coming up with their first design...

https://gizmodo.com/dyson-air-purifying-headphones-filter-price-release-dat-1849831922


 
Posted : 09/12/2022 10:18 am
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I guess at least the mask bit is removable but £900+ ?!


 
Posted : 09/12/2022 11:10 am
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To be fair Dyson mastered the art of getting people to pay £500 for a £60 vacuum cleaner....


 
Posted : 09/12/2022 11:36 am
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finally disappeared up his own arse. thank f***


 
Posted : 09/12/2022 10:18 pm
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To be fair Dyson mastered the art of getting people to pay £500 for a £60 vacuum cleaner….

Hahahaha! so true! IIRC he was pro brexit and promptly offshored to Singapore...


 
Posted : 09/12/2022 10:27 pm
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Grade A waaankahhh is dy-son.

Let's face it. You can never trust someone who supports Barf rugby.

Ohhh the last product i had from them was shhiiiiitee - constantly intermittent start and stop because the design fails to cope with gravity so the battery contacts constantly lose contact.  Never again.

Bosch all the way since.


 
Posted : 09/12/2022 11:16 pm
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What on earth...

I used to work in there in R&D

This will be one of those products that everyone except 2 or 3 people in the whole company knows deep-down is a terrible idea, and still just plough on towards production piling loads of money into it

They'll design themselves into impossible knots, then the blamegame ensues when it inevitably doesn't do what they wanted right at the start when it was a pencil sketch

To be fair it was a fun job for a while and I got to work on some cool stuff, but the ratio of good products to turkeys was pretty stark


 
Posted : 09/12/2022 11:40 pm
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James Dyson needs to personally test them, preferably whilst restrained in a BSL-4 laboratory with faulty air scrubbers.

The guy is a total bell-end.


 
Posted : 10/12/2022 12:01 am
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That's something special!!

All I know is that in the 11 + years we had our miele, my parents were on their 3rd Dyson

It's amazing how well the marketing works


 
Posted : 10/12/2022 12:11 am