[Closed] Drunk with regrets.......you?

Who did you sleep with?

never.

Oh yes - been there and got the t shirt on a good few occasions. depends what you did really

Oh dear. What have you done? You on the naughty step?

Get your apologies sent by text now, then you can laugh about it at the next party.

Unless you did sleep with your best mates girlfriend, in which case it's probably best to keep schtum

never, the only regret i've had the morning after was not washing the fake blood off my hands before skillfully entertaining a fine young lady one messy halloween. the hand prints were a bit of a give away when we left her room to find her parents and most of her extended family over for a get together she had forgotten about

Never....mainly coz forgotten in drunken vodka haze!

Yep, on the naughty step, outside in the rain!

Didnt involve violence or offending anyone, nothing like that - just enjoyed myself a bit too much............I do go out quite a bit, drink, have fun but last saturday was a bit over the edge..I was being fed all sorts of huge shots tho

Yup, got mashed, threw up over freind's brand new 3k sofa, slept in her bath overnight.

A very forgiving woman my freind.

Get your apologies sent by text now, then you can laugh about it at the next party.

done, but no reply 😳

I forget 😳

Seriously, I reckon very few people haven't. Particularly when younger and learning about how much alcohol you can actually handle and getting it very wrong a few times...

yoshimi

dinnae worry then. so you were a drunken arse - so what.

Edit:
Deadhero - yep, that would describe part of the night

Ah, it'll blow over, just feeling a bit of a knobber

done, but no reply

Oh dear...

Let's see the pics then

Drive to the next party? It'll let people know that you know you were out of order, and don't plan on repeating it.

Although on most occasions your own opinion of yourself will prove to be far worse than anyone else's, they've got more important stuff to worry about. Well, unless you punched someone's gran.

copied and pasted from an email sent after last Saturday night:

No problem [[b]redacted[/b]], we all fall off the booze precipice from time to time 🙂

Many a time when I was younger. It normally involved blurting out things I was thinking, but should not have said in public 😆

Waking up in the morning and hiding under the duvet, is not a nice feeling.

Thankfully, I no longer ingest bolivian marching powder and I am much better behaved as a result.

If I'm honest I've regretted nothing that I've done drunk or otherwise.

There have been two girls who offered that I wish I had though 🙁

Drive to the next party?

Driving to work this morning behind a young chap, he kept going fast, then slow, had his rear wiper on, even though it wasn't raining, . . then he went to turn right into another road, but went to the right, into the oncoming traffic as oppose to the left hand side, then he was going up the grass bank . . . . 😯

Me i'm a total arse when drunk, i did the same Sat night at a Haloween party...

I once drank too many double G&Ts and ended up living with this messy alcoholic chain smoking mountain biker called Binners who is now also going to be unbearable as he's stopped smoking....

.... can I come to someone else's house for tea?

It's character building.. if you can't laugh at yourself then you probably shouldn't be drinking..

Drunkenly embarrassing yourself and then facing the music is fantastic for the spirit.. on my last occasion I wee'd in my mother-in-laws favourite slippers..

I always thought meeting up with the same people at the next party and talking to them was the only way to find out what you actually [i]did[/i] do at the previous party 😳

ever been very drunk, done stuff and been left feeling pretty devastated with your behaviour?

Done lots of stupid things when drunk over the years. Posting a five bar gate through a mates open bedroom window stands out as a highlight, as does the night I 'acquired' a six foot starting handle from an electricity sub station. I've also been very rude to people a few times but as I'm quite a bluntly spoken individual at the best of times when sober its never bothered me. Everyone has to make an asshat of themselves at some point in their lives.

The "Castle rock" event in Aberystwyth had been an enjoyable boozy summer afternoon for many years. In 2009 I went. As far as I know it is still patrolled by police officers confiscating all alcohol. I can't remember what I did - I can't remember anything of the previous 48 hours either - although I did have a chipped tooth when I finally woke up.

Drunken lewd act with my mates (female) flatmate - the ugliest fattest woman in the world.

I could have kept it secret until she ran out into the bathroom and woke said mate up with all the (how can I put this) loud hawking and spitting noises.

Got pointed and laughed at for months.

TJ you are a strange one you seem happy to forgive drunken behavior yet are so critical of people who have a misogynistic sense of humour for example. How do you know thet werent drunk when they posted?

Yep, loads of stuff I really cannot divulge in public. If I did, I'd probably have to evacuate this forum forever.

ohhhh do tell 🙂

I've done a few things but in the grand scheme of things no-one really gives a toss. It'll blow over and get forgotten soon enough. If you've text people they are probably just letting you stew, bit mean but I've done it before 😀

yoshimi - you have to tell us more. Please! 🙂

Sometimes regretted things I didn't do, but not things I did.

Did you take acid and do a poo on the carpet in front of everyone?

If not, I wouldn't worry too much.

hora: There have been two girls who offered that I wish I had though :sadface:

...why? [i]Every hole's a goal 'n' all[/i] 😉

Oh gawld.. I'm gonna get accused of being sexist now. I am. Oh gawld. :runs for cover:

I've done a few things but in the grand scheme of things no-one really gives a toss. It'll blow over and get forgotten soon enough. If you've text people they are probably just letting you stew, bit mean but I've done it before

Yep, spot on. My rule of thumb after receiving a paranoid apology from a hungover mate is to first ignore it, then slowly crank up the pressure by giving one word answers and acting very annoyed. 😆

Your friends are your friends. They'll forgive you and laugh at you. If they can't do that they ain't mates.

C'mon, what did you do??

I 'found ' a chrimbo tree once , and 'posted' it into the pub via an open window . Never mix brandy and real ale kids , its not big and deffo not clever. Same night i dropped a poncetta pot plant into my mates shirt pocket , allegedly .And chatted up a young lady for my friend , which worked out ok for him short term.
Just apologise profusely to everyone who was there . Simples .

yes

passed out at a party. woke up. started talking bizarre crap. got asked to leave. 7 years later I still cringe when I see people that were at the party 😳

36 hours in police custody* is ample time to reflect on the folly of your actions...

(*Followed by a Monday appearance up before the Beak)

erm, just a bit

Got totally legless at a party at a big posh house somewhere, when I say legless I mean downed a boat load of vodka passed out in the middle of the dance floor, woke up outside on a hay bale and apparently rather annoyed a lot of people as well as hitting on the host youngest (still over 16 - I was 18 at the time) sister and making quite an impression on her - that didn't go down well either 😆

Seeing a Spanish bird when I was living in France, go a touch drunk one night - as you do - got into a argument with a German over my nationality, he said I was eurpoean I told him where to get off and explained in no uncertain terms I was British (might've mentioned a two or three historic victories) promptly spewed all over his white chinos and said Spaniard stormed off, now that was only the start of the evenings activities/misdemeanors! There was a particularly tidy Swedish bird that hung around with our group, and she took pity on me for the Spaniard storming off (having not seen the technicolour yawning or the argument), so we got erm "talking" as you do, well bugger me if one of the Spaniards friends didn't see us. Later in a club I got a tap on the shoulder, so I turned around and got a cracking left hook from the Spaniard, now this was a bit of a surprise to say the least and ended up in a lovely black eye, and me falling over, taking down a couple of Frenchies and starting a bit of a rumble in the club 😆

I could go on, but you all might get bored.

Regret anything, nah not a chance, it's life just get on with it

This thread really has given me the appetite to get royally pissed and act like a loon. 😆

I literally can not remember when the last time was I did that. It must be years and years and years ago now... 😐

You are 18 AICMFP.

We all have, sunshine. What you need to do now to complete the rite of passage is to swear off alcohol for life, then go and get pissed on Saturday.

no_eyed_deer - Member
This thread really has given me the appetite to get royally pissed and act like a loon.

Lol! earlier after my post I got thinking about the great night out I'd had to get that drunk in the first place, then thought I'd find a reason to get everyone at work to go for a pint or three tomorrow night for repeat enjoyment.

It then dawned on me that the big difference between then and now is 10 years and Kryton Jnr whom I'm taking swimming at 9am on Saturday :-/

Sorry Danny, but hahhahahahahahahahah! Well done sir!

Yes, two occasions spring to mind that were literally toe curlingly hideous. One of which resulted in me loosing a good mate.

We've all been there and done that.

Lifes to short to have regrets though... whats done is done.. if you have apologized then thats all you can do pretty much.

Spill the beans though.. You tell me your and I'll tell you mine and all that!

.... can I come to someone else's house for tea?

You can find sanctuary with me, pet. No more shall you suffer at the hands of that beast. 🙁

Did you take acid and do a poo on the carpet in front of everyone?

Hmm, I once scored 2 out of 3 on that one 😯

Her name's Michelle, we don't talk anymore.

Don't worry about it, paranoia is not a good emotion!

i dont get drunk ! end of.... 😉

i don't necessarliy regret my actions, but the GF does..... although last week she was quite proud of me having argued my point about wakny design being an ego stroking exercise for ****y designers and a snooty 1% of the population to a bunch of ****y designers. i think my point was that design should benefit the masses, not just the few. i also insulted the host (multi-millionare design guru). i don't remember much other than the prize giving.

there have been a few things that i've regretted, but none with long lasting effects..

one of my mum's sisters family have a bit of a weakness when it comes to alcohol.

there was the time my sister and the older daughter were on holiday. my sister gave her cousin the appartment key. some time later she tells my sister that she can't find the key. "where was it?" asks my sister.
"tied to my knickers".
"where are your knickers?"
"i don't know...."

so they sat outside the apartment for several hours, our cousin in her mini skirt asleep, legs a kimbo with people walking past on their way to work....

then there is the younger cousin....

in fact, there are many stories, but the one that stands out is her christmas party. she worked for a large company designing warships and systems for the navy....

the party was downstairs next to the foyer. at some point my cousin was somewhat pissed and making a fool of herself. her colleagues told her to go to bed. that she did, but then decided that she wanted a coke to help sober up. so she leaves her room. walks down to the foyer where she realises that she has forgotten her key and all she has on is her pyjama top.... no bottoms. so she takes a tiny table cloth to keep her dignity intact, but it is too late... those in at the party had already clocked her.... silly girl

T'is a funny old thread this one.

Surely your acts are simply a right of some sort of passage, breath deeply, head high, look em' smack bang in the eye and greet with a smile.. wholey dependant on the extent of the situation, but for sure they'll forgive/point and laugh/kiss/run off screaming, then..

Laugh.

Having said that I'm a boring old fart, to be fair I always have been so have no idea what you're all going on about. If you're asking "have I been drunk and fallen over at a Hunt Ball once or twice hell Yes. have I stuck my head up ball gowns.. erm Yeah, have I seen some poshtotty fall backwards arse in the air "like they just don't care", well of course.. Have I seen a few "henrys" get violently ill on vodka shots.. welll hell yeah.. Have I danced until I can take no more and fallen over due to exhaustion and high on adrenaline only.. gawd yeah "we are IE"

But Moi unable to remember? Nope, I'm sorry to dissapoint but I stop when I'm feeling tipsy me..

Deep and lasting though your shame feels right now I guarentee you will laugh about it at some point.

Chin up. No ones dead are they?

No. I'm just a more dopey version of my sober self when drunk.

Did you take acid and do a poo on the carpet in front of everyone?

A very unlikely event in my experience.

I managed to produce a raisin sized dropping once after about 20 mins of struggling, but then I was in the normal place - without an audience.

I vaguely recall the acid and the poo story, very funny

I've woken up many, many times with that feeling off dread. Once got mortal at a mates christmas party. left when I could hardly stand up, stopping only to take two bottles of expensive wine that another friend had bought him as a gift. dropped them both before I'd even got off his front path....

Drink! a "friend I know" went to Cadwell Park Performance Bike weekend, got mashed walked out the beer tent along the long queue of waiting drinkers informing them all that the tent was dry-not a drink left, Following riot burnt down beer tent ,food stands and the PA tower ending the weekends festival and ensuring event never happened again.
Felt abit ill,

Rob Hilton - A bloke on here told a great story about his debauched brother doing that and more a while ago.

^ Yeah, it rings a bell. Poss a lot easier to do mixed with booze - the overall effect is [b]very[/b] different.

Ha ha, This thread is funny, I'm feeling much better about things now:)
My night was nothing compared to some of these stories but still a bit too fresh to go into

Lowey, we'll speak:)

Drunk with regrets??

After a proper nights lagging I always get that pit of the stomach paranoid ill feeling that something bad will come of it but then I am one of lifes worriers.

Though I was passed all this but two weeks ago went out with my wife for our anniversary which started off pleasant enough with a meal and vino blanco, we then headed to a pub with a band on and hit the shorts.

Things then got interesting of which I will not go into but to cap it all I got up in the morning and our front door was wide open!!

In all my drinking life I have always managed one thing and that is to secure my dwelling.

Still can't believe it but luckily nothing was nicked but my god!!

I once queued up at Ronnie Scotts with my cock hanging out of my jeans.

The bouncer kept turning me away and I was confused why.

Two of the girls I worked with took me across the road to a coffee shop and sobered me up abit and then they let me in.

To this day I've no idea why they just didn't say 'eeeee you mucky bugger go home' 😆

One of which resulted in me loosing a good mate.

I'm intriged

Did you sleep with him?

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Silent treatment appears to be over, pi55 taking has commenced, looks like its all going to be ok:)

You can tell us all now, so we can add to the piss taking 😆

A friend slept with a girl who looked like a young Victoria Wood. After marathon fun he made an excuse that he had to leave (at 3am) and she replied 'just one more time' ...ok then

Last weekend, whilst dressed as a [url= ]sex robot[/url] I went for a drunken piss in a hedge at a festival, only to realise about 30 seconds in that I was pissing on a mains extension reel that was powering one of the tents. Somehow didn't get 240 volts up my cock. Sobered me up pretty fast. Then proceeded to get more drunk and can't remember much else. Nearly a Darwin Awards contender.

My problem is usually at home. I go out for a quiet drink and roll in at 4am. My better half is understandably unhappy at my inability to predict my home time and my level of drunkenness. She is the only one I have to face usually and that's enough.

Other than that I tend not to be a tool when drunk, it just magnifies my already dubious personality.

Naked chin ups in a local swingpark was a good one.. Struggled to remember that the nextnight.. Oh aye, and what I can only describe as living room parkour.. Lol. It was a big flat.
Regret it tho? No, wish I could go back and do it all again..

I once drank too many double G&Ts and ended up living with this messy alcoholic chain smoking mountain biker called Binners who is now also going to be unbearable as he's stopped smoking....

It could have been Hora..... 😈

Being caught in the loo of a coffee shop with my then g/f's legs wrapped around my waist was a highlight.