[Closed] Drinking at Lunchtime

emsz - what's the point of going to the juicer and trying to stay sober? Just drink, chat laugh and don't count. Have a good un.

I fink getin pished at lunch time i s dizgracefull, hic!

not when you have conference calls with the yanks in the afternoon. Otherwise if the diary's clear, get mullered. Just be careful of a beer monkey spanking when you slip on ice on the way home later.

I'll allow that emsz.
Just don't lez up with another and break my heart. 😉

Just don't lez up with another and break my heart.

Train has left the station already Sharki I believe 😉

I'm surprised it was running in this snow.

I was kinda relying on network rail to make cancellations in my favour..

If you have nothing important to do later or tomorrow then go for it!

you ask a bunck of middle ages gents what the best advice is 😯
At your age get drunk ...flirt with some men to get them to buy your drinks - mention you and your partner are curious about men...the idiots will get you drunk thinking they may have a chance ...exploit this to your own ends go home alone laugh at the stupidity of them being led around by the dumbstick

LOLing at stoner and the beer monkey

Drinking it is then.

Sorry Sharki I'm on the other train, so to speak

I can do the tuck between the legs if that helps.

So long as you don't mind me having a tail.

Well thats put us all off eating and drinking for quite a while then !

young and its the run up to Xmas, have fun.

LOL Sharki, you pest!

There's only one option in this weather. This infernal cold is much easier to deal with if a lady is sporting her Bacardigan 🙂

+1 on flirting with men so they buy you drinks.... works for me every time

It's entirely up to you what you do, don't expect sound advice from this lot 😉

I'd be on soft drinks as i'd probably be driving home but that's just me

Del. I'm just trying to make and take opportunities should they arise.

Like my great grandmother once told when she was struggling during the great depression. "Do whatever it takes to get a warm drink."

I've only just learnt she never had a mental illness, she was mearly surviving during hard times.

Got some chips

Awesome! Have you only just got in from your lunchtime drinking session?

Prety much

complete with drunkish typing..

Awesomes

Good work! I've just bestowed a tag on you that puts you amongst the forum elite.

Now, in my mind, there's only one thing better than lunchtime drinking... and that's sleeping off the lunchtime drinking with your partner.

If you don't have anything to do later that day.... * it and have a blast with your mates... it's *ing Christmas after all.....

TSY, only one thing better than that is going for an offroad ride with partner before the ale and sleep. Great Joy!

Once again i see the sight of the Wellington christmas party - drunk man in suit with antlers on lying on the pavement at 2.30pm. Good work fella, only another 300m to crawl to the railway station.

Just checking I didn't write any thing stupid. Like the tag, not feeling awesome right now though

Here, have an elder brotherly hug and pat on the head... silly emsz.
Now, hair of the dog?

Hair of the dog? Are you kidding? I'm never drinking again etc etc.

I remember drunk halo reach ostrich culling.... After that bit of a blur

😯

TSY tagged you with the awesome tag... you're now one of us

*GROUP HUG*

Okay then you need to eat black pudding instead.

I think you might still be drunk 😯

Yeahp, Group Hug!!

I don't know what halo reach ostrich culling is but I'm going to try and focus on the never drinking again feeling you're having to restrain myself this lunchtime. I wonder if it will work 🙄

[i]I don't know what halo reach ostrich culling is[/i]

Me neither but it sounds fascinating. Explanation required please!

to restrain myself this lunchtime

Don't be so soft, it's Xmas! I went for a couple of drinks last Friday lunchtime and made it home for 7am... pubs open in 10 mins, GO!

In one of the parts of the game theres all these giant birds running about. You have to shoot them instead of the monsters whilst trying not to be killed, the rules are you can only shoot the birds. It's funnier when you're drunk. Obviously

Yeti that's more awesome. I'm impressed

Friday lunchtime till 7am? Hats off! 🙂