Dried fruit - never...
 

[Closed] Dried fruit - never again

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Oh dear god, not only am I poducing enough gas to fill a hot air balloon, but it's smells RANK


 
Posted : 01/11/2013 9:59 pm
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But it will keep the duvet fluffed up tonight, every fart has a silver lining or something like that.


 
Posted : 01/11/2013 10:03 pm
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not as bad as onions


 
Posted : 01/11/2013 10:03 pm
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Or stuffing.


 
Posted : 01/11/2013 10:05 pm
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Dried fruit, damp in the bottom of a camelback will ferment. It then becomes the trail food of champions.


 
Posted : 01/11/2013 10:06 pm
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a colleague got stuck in a motorway traffic jam on her way from london to lancashire with only a bag of dried apricots for sustenance, after many hours at a standstill things came to their inevitable conclusion; she had to make a dirty dash for the verge


 
Posted : 01/11/2013 10:07 pm
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Good point benji, all night long localised central heating
onions? stuffing? Right now, I'm like


 
Posted : 01/11/2013 10:11 pm
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all night long localised central heating

more commonly known as "magic carpet duvet"


 
Posted : 01/11/2013 11:09 pm