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I've shaved half my face before the battery ran out on my clippers. Don't let me forget and go out before I do the other half after it's charged up.
your clippers not let you charge and use at the same time - like oh i dunno - a mains trimmer ?
Stick a picture of Phil Oakey to the inside of both exterior doors. To remind you, should you try to leave the house, that you are follically imbalanced
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haha, this happend to me whilst cutting my own hair with clippers 😳
your clippers not let you charge and use at the same time - like oh i dunno - a mains trimmer ?
Yes, there are no sockets in my bathroom though 🙂
One cannot "shave" with a trimmer. One can merely ponce around, tidying up one's designer bumfluff, which I assume is what you have been doing.
Are there any other rooms in your house that do have sockets?
Molly poncing about earlier....
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extension lead?
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think you need to speak to smudge about uprated batterys for your manbag accessory.
have you got a "hot wax unsightly hair remover" as well ?
:d
Last time that happened to me the clippers stopped mid-clip, leaving the thing attached to my face. That smarted a bit.
One cannot "shave" with a trimmer. One can merely ponce around, tidying up one's designer bumfluff, which I assume is what you have been doing
One can reduce ones beard to a mere 0.5mm which is preferable to 0mm, for me.
There are sockets in other areas in the house, they do not have sinks and mirrors though.
I've opted to charge it and resume after dinner, which is why I said 'don't let me forget'
beard...0.5mm
0.5mm isn't a beard
You need a mirror to use a beard trimmer? Don't you know where your face is?
At this rate, we're not going to let you forget alright, possibly for weeks.
If you don't have a mirror handy, you could always look at a photo of yourself while strimming
Does anyone know if molgrips is still wibble like he was a few months ago when he wanted to quit his job and live in a nest or whatever it was?
If he is, I reckon we can definitely distract him enough - perhaps with a thread about how crap Toyota Prius's are - that he forgets and goes out half shaven tomorrow morning. And perhaps even gets sectioned!
One cannot "shave" with a trimmer. One can merely ponce around, tidying up one's designer bumfluff, which I assume is what you have been doing.
Shaving is for tamed, emasculated and dandified men. Real men grow full beards or trim facial hair because their manly exploits (Read: Crashing bicycle with full face helmet.) have left them with a visage so masculine and scarred that shaving close with a blade is impossible...
Women love men like these and men want to be them... Shaving is admitting you will never make the grade.
Shaving is for tamed, emasculated and dandified men. Real men grow full beards or trim facial hair
What if you are ginger?
0.5mm isn't a beard
Yep, that's why I want to trim this 10mm or so down to 0.5mm 🙂
You need a mirror to use a beard trimmer? Don't you know where your face is?
Yes, I do, but I don't know where all the stray hairs I've missed are.
Does anyone know if molgrips is still wibble like he was a few months ago
That wasn't wibble.. well, unless you count the last 15 years as a mid life crisis 🙂
Shaving is admitting you will never make the grade.
Or alternatively; hiding behind a beard is admitting your face is so hideous you are socially and morally obliged to grow one, to spare the rest of us such horror?
What if you are ginger?
Didn't think of that.
Or alternatively; hiding behind a beard is admitting your face is so hideous you are socially and morally obliged to grow one, to spare the rest of us such horror?
FTFY. Framing your face with a beard demonstrates your face's gorgeousness, you are socially and morally obliged to grow one, to do your beauty justice.
I quite like having a beard, it breaks up the monotony of my face.
I like being clean shaven too.
But stubble?
I just don't get it?
Do you piss yourself, drink Red S Cider and dress in a binbag for the full effect?
If you insist on looking like a semi-derilict why not just have a proper shave every three or four days?
Framing your face with a beard demonstrates your face's gorgeousness, you are socially and morally obliged to grow one, to do your beauty justice.
😆
By the way - I am no oil painting!
Do you piss yourself, drink Red S Cider and dress in a binbag for the full effect?
When I can be bothered!
Try this.. Mr Mol..
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f you insist on looking like a semi-derilict why not just have a proper shave every three or four days?
Cos shaving is uncomfortable and takes too long. The trimmer is quick and comfortable. Way more so than shaving.
I only do it every 7-10 days anyway. I think my face looks better with a bit of texture - it's very pale stubble, so I don't look like a tramp.
it's very pale stubble,
like this?
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our glorious soon-to-be-ex chairman.
MOT
it's very pale stubble, so I don't look like a tramp.
Mine's gone grey too. 😀
freddyg - Member
If you don't have a mirror handy, you could always look at a photo of yourself while strimming
That only works if you've got two photos- a before and after, otherwise you don't know whether you've finished or not.