I might watch them so long as they were playing russian roulette with a single shot grenade launcher.
How can that “Kid’s Guide” be real? How do you begin to satirise that?!?
Anyone else watching the Capitol Hill riot hearing?, it’s ****ing nuts how batshit crazy those idiots are.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-61753864
Been reading the reports - not sure it will convince any of the nutters, or result I any new charges, I'm hoping for a big finale.
Agree
Trump is guilty as hell, but nothing will be done and his supporters won't care
As above. Trump could have been handing out guns and an instruction leaflet and nothing will happen to him. Above the law
Just catching up via BBC link but today's hearings on the Capitol riot sound fascinating regarding the threat to Pence
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-61819616
As above. Trump could have been handing out guns and an instruction leaflet and nothing will happen to him. Above the law
Alternatively, ducks are being aligned, i's dotted and t's crossed prior to getting his day in court set up.
Meanwhile, in other tales of lies and incompetence, this looks interesting with so many witnesses confirming it, and the ones who should deny it pleading the 5th - the headline has been toned down in the last few minutes I see.
BBC News - Capitol riot hearing: Zero evidence of voter fraud, lawyers told Trump
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-61918350
WTF? Are there actually people who find this sort of nonsense persuasive?
https://twitter.com/marcowenjones/status/1540634161362395136
If you think that picture is funny you should take a look at the Fox News website political cartoons.
They are so completely lacking in visual wit that they are augmented with oodles of text explaining why the cartoon is 'funny'.
Reminds me of how Thatchers advisors tried to explain the dead parrot sketch to her in order that she use it in a conference speech but no matter how hard they tried, she just didn't get it.
For people who can't see irony, nuance or humour, that image of Trump appears as an apparition of sanctified truth in a world of images that confuse and bemuse them.
As above. Trump could have been handing out guns and an instruction leaflet and nothing will happen to him
We're pretty much at the stage of testing that theory.
(On being told that people were attempting to carry weapons into his Jan 6 rally prior to the insurrection)
https://twitter.com/HC_Richardson/status/1541837512611713025
Ooof. Imagine a sitting president knowing that an armed mob was heading for his VP and not giving a shit.
Ah, "mags" = megnetometers- metal detectors.
Ooof. Imagine a sitting president knowing that an armed mob was heading for his VP and not giving a shit.
Yes, the evidence around the threat to Pence that I linked further up was very interesting, seems pretty clear that he was abandoned when he refused to go along with Trump's attempted coup.
MAGAnetometers? Surely
In any sane world this would be the end of him
It won't tho
WTF? Are there actually people who find this sort of nonsense persuasive?
Is the one on the right Hilary Clinton?!?!
Now testimony that he physically attacked a Secret Service agent when he refused to drive him to the Capitol...
Not directly Trump, but here is 58yo Tennessee congressman John Rose in a lovely picture with his three surprisingly young children:
https://twitter.com/JohnRoseforTN/status/1506676162105389066
Oh.. actually my mistake.. the older child is actually his wife Chelsea Doss. They met when she was 15 in high school where John Rose gave her a scholarship and "mentored" her. 😲
This is the party that claim the LGBTQ+ community are after your kids, while simultaneously trying to bring in laws to remove age restrictions on marriage.
Imagine a sitting president knowing that an armed mob was heading for his VP and not giving a shit.
Unusually this is one case where I can sort of agree with Trump given it was Pence.
I suspect quite a few presidents wouldnt have been overly fussed. The VP position is often a compromise/bribe to another faction rather than personal preference.
Cassidy Hutchinson is quite brave tbh, I imagine the Qanon/Fox News/ / Alex Jones mob will be out to absolutely destroy her now!
I suspect quite a few presidents wouldnt have been overly fussed. The VP position is often a compromise/bribe to another faction rather than personal preference.
I don't think that means you can be indifferent to their hanging, though.
Since 2016 we've become quite numb to the outbursts and tantrums from 45, it still comes as a shock that Trump was so arrogant as to try to take the wheel of the presidential limo and assault his own security detail, not to mention his attempt to nobble witnesses.
There are many Nixon parallels - not the least of which is the number of ex-Nixon acolytes who served in Trump's administration, but I can't help but wonder if Trump will be pardoned or exiled.
The problem is there's a vocal minority who will still think Trump was robbed and the mob should have stormed the Capitol and lynched people, they just don't see any of it as wrong
Since 2016 we’ve become quite numb to the outbursts and tantrums from 45, it still comes as a shock that Trump was so arrogant as to try to take the wheel of the presidential limo and assault his own security detail, not to mention his attempt to nobble witnesses.
I don't get this, was Trump riding shotgun in the Limo, seems a strange scenario. Obviously I expect him to throw a tantrum and try to verbally force the driver to do what he is told rather than what he should, but I can't help think that some "figurative" storytelling is being taken out of context somewhere along the line. And we have to be careful that the bulshit from allsides isn't examined otherwise that is where the cracks will appear that allow Trump to get away with it.
It'll be a long and slow process before people accept that they were duped and used - lets not forget where this started - Bannon, Mercer, et al trying to push the idea amongst the disaffected that Trump will be "hurting" the very people who these "deplorables" believed were responsible for their own unfulfilled life ambitions. Libtards, "The Left", BLM, Antifa, the Deep State etc were all convenient scapegoats for the fallout from forty years of Reaganomics.
Sanctioning Trump is only part of the answer. There are a number of very, very unpleasant people who've fomented the insurrection and who have poured a lot of money into the GOP. The donors, benefactors and fixers are the villains who really need to be forced to share Trump's public shame in all this.
We might enjoy the schadenfreude from seeing people like Mike Lindell raging that no-one wants to buy his stuff anymore, but for every disgraced CEO there's a Peter Theil who believes that Capitalism and Democracy are incompatible and who'll do their utmost to ensure that the deck is stacked in their favour.
Sanctioning Trump is only part of the answer. There are a number of very, very unpleasant people who’ve fomented the insurrection and who have poured a lot of money into the GOP. The donors, benefactors and fixers are the villains who really need to be forced to share Trump’s public shame in all this.
Good point - and all other nations need to follow and be aware to try and prevent their own puppeteers pulling strings
Judging by the pictures that day, Trump wasn't in the 'Beast'(limo) but a Secret Service SUV, similar to when he was being driven around during Covid. You could easily see how he could have gone for the wheel of an SUV, just sitting in the back.
Lots of memes about the limo spec doing the rounds to discredit her.
Good point – and all other nations need to follow and be aware to try and prevent their own puppeteers pulling strings
This is a battle that we're all currently losing. From Net Zero Watch to the Tax Payers Alliance, there's an endless stream of opaquely funded organisations that are lobbying hard to push an agenda that will be disadvantageous to 99.9% of us, only benefitting people already swimming in disposable cash and power.
I would urge anyone to think very carefully about which businesses they buy stuff from.
Can't sanction Trump, Boris is riding out Biden's term in the hope he's going to save us all from the nasty EU when he regains his presidency.
There's video
https://twitter.com/jackabryan/status/1542591198610698240?t=lfI1gxzUefDXY7Sryij8hQ&s=19
"There’s video"
Waiting for that Twitter link to render, I was expecting to see a scene from a watersports event at a Russian Hotel.
FFS, where do they dredge these clowns up from?
https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1542866096537145345
Wow. Just wow
Lots of memes about the limo spec doing the rounds to discredit her.
But weirdly enough, lots of chat about this, and the plate-chucking incident, but no effort to rebut the most damning elements of her testimony. I wonder why that is?
🤦🏻♂️
theres not really anything accidental about the fruit-battery of the Primary debate. Primaries are elections to elect the candidates who'll run for election. America's system of electoral checks and balances means theres just too much democracy, too many occasions when voters are asked to vote, too many things to vote on (which is why the queues at polling stations are so long) and you get a high degree of voter fatigue. So in a primary turnout is very low because it doesn't seem very important and the only people who can be bothered to vote are the people who are most highly motivated by weird and wacky causes and you can unseat a sitting candidate by motivating enough weirdos to vote that they don't make it onto the ballot paper. So the candidates with the weirdest or most extreme views tend to get selected to run. Come the actual election the only candidate to vote for, if you're a republican voter, is some nut job or someone soulless enough to play the roll of a nutjob. So thats what whole clown show is for - Trumpist republicans attempting to get the traitorous Liz Chenny off the ballot paper so moderate republicans can't vote of her and so she can't be re-elected.
The Republican Party do this at every level of democratic process from school boards to the Whitehouse they're more interested in strategies to win than with doing anything with that victory other than gum up the works - they stack the school boards, local government, local legal systems, even the Whitehouse, with stubborn idiots so that efforts to govern by anyone else, at any other level are defeated.
Thing is that candidates who lose a primary can still run as an independent. There's zero chance of a Democrat winning Cheney's seat so she should be able to run as an independent and pick up moderate Republican voters and Democrats, assuming that the Democratic Party endorses her.
There’s zero chance of a Democrat winning Cheney’s seat
Which is why there's nothing to lose from her being primary'd by loons. She can of course run as an indi but democrats certainly wouldn't vote for her - she's one of the few republican to stick her head above the parapet regarding Trump's insurrection attempt but she's by no means middle-ground in her politics herself. She's doing something pretty brave but a democrat wouldn't find anything to vote for in her.
she’s by no means middle-ground in her politics herself. She’s doing something pretty brave but a democrat wouldn’t find anything to vote for in her.
In politics, you often just have to vote for the least-worst option. Cheney is a hardcore conservative but she's not a loony supporter of insurrections. Democrats are not going to win in Wyoming but having Cheney win is much better for them than having a MAGA nutjob win.
Beau of the fifth has an angry rant regarding a 10 yr old re Roe vs Wade.
Mike Lindell announces a class action lawsuit against “all machines
https://twitter.com/ACTBrigitte/status/1542900823050649603
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1500256493886578689
Mike Lindell is one of the premier election experts in the world. We need more smart people like him leading our nation.
Is he ****, he’s a douchebag who stuffs pillows
I assumed Brigitte Gabriel up there 👆 was taking the piss. Turns out she isn’t 🤪
I assumed Brigitte Gabriel up there 👆 was taking the piss. Turns out she isn’t 🤪
It's disturbing isn't it. Even though the vast bulk of replies to her post are saying she is an idiot, Twitter probably still thinks the post is good and will surface it to other people.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62278002
Trump at a rally in support of a potential gop governor...
She was followed on stage by Mr Trump, who told the crowd that "the election was rigged and stolen and now our country is being systematically destroyed because of it".
Seriously - at what point does it become an arrestable crime to spout this shit to try to influence an election outcome.
This thing with the Secret Service agents "accidentally" destroying their text messages from Jan 6 is getting pretty crazy.
Interesting that Murdoch seems to have turned on him over the weekend, both the New York Post and WSJ have editorial being pretty scathing.
Interesting that Murdoch seems to have turned on him over the weekend

https://twitter.com/DavidJollyFL/status/1552115551287361537
It's not real - https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-trumptower-fakebanner/fact-check-fake-video-of-vegas-trump-tower-banner-recirculates-idUSL1N2UR2C1
Doesn't mean it's not true though
It’s not real
Damn. Too good to be true. Should have checked.
It’s not real –
So what did the banner say originally?
So what did the banner say originally?
Four Seasons Landscaping, free lawn manicure with every press conference booking!
This might get messy once the rats all start abandoning ship.
https://twitter.com/marceelias/status/1553912830230937600
He'll be dead before anything happens to him. He's enough time & money to just constantly delay everything.
Is the ivana Trump grave/tax dodge real? It appears to be true but seems bonkers if not at least in keeping.
Mar-A-Largo raided, and Fox News are going full-on “end of days” rhetoric, brilliant!.
Mar-A-Largo on CNN, I’m not linking to the hysteria on Fox News
Good, I hope they chuck him in gaol
During his stay,I would imagine that that odious turd of a human will have tried to rob as many bargaining chips as he could find in the Whitehouse. America gave a petulant child the keys to their toyshop and all it's secrets.He will continue to squawk 'fake news' till his dying breath,meanwhile the actions his term put in motion will hurt Americans for a long time.Thank goodness nothing like that could happen here. 😞
Its odd the FBI have waited so long - it was reported back in February that Trump had squirrelled away Whitehouse paperwork, so theres been ample time for him to just move or destroy anything he wants to hide (and hiding it is obviously the reason for taking it from the Whitehouse in the first place).
I dont really expect he's hiding evidence of some grand conspiracy or collected bundles of state secrets to pass to Putin - the reality is probably more that he's embarrassed by his record. Trump would get angry at any Whitehouse staff who wrote notes during meetings - the records of the day to day machinations of the Whitehouse will reveal his ineptitude and the efforts of those around him to coddle and mollify him. Its bad enough for him theres a slew of books detailing all that enywhy - but he's probably mortified at the idea that the source material will all be sitting in a library in perpetuity for posterity.
Its odd the FBI have waited so long
perhaps thats what "they" wanted ? even if theres nothing incriminating the act of destruction would be an offence, though you could always blame it on the help 😉
Of course he's playing the victim 🙄
I suspect this guy is dead right.
https://twitter.com/vermontgmg/status/1556788139636801537
https://twitter.com/vermontgmg/status/1556788352975880192
I like the idea that he's got upset that the FBI "even" opened his safe. I mean, do folks like him really think the FBI are going to take one look at the place where you put the most valuable things in his office and go "Nah, you're all right, we won't bother with that"
I really really hope this turns up something, a because it would be generally good news and b because if it doesn't it'll somehow get twisted into the deep state bobbins and be power to his elbow for another run in 2024......
....I had to reread what I just typed....that I even think an FBI raid could be a positive for someone's election hopes. That's how far we've fallen.
Let's hope he's got all the classified docs he nicked from the White House flushed away, because if they find anything he shouldn't have, he's disqualified from public office.
TBH, him revving up a presidential run for 2024 is potentially excellent news for the Democrats, and I'd rather the DoJ didn't torpedo it now. His base is not as big as some people think, and his campaign is likely to be mired in scandal/possible indictments immediately. I'm more worried about DeSantis getting a clean run at it.
TBH, him revving up a presidential run for 2024 is potentially excellent news for the Democrats,
I made that mistake the first time, so did a lot of other people. I assumed that the Republican party had a lot of serious voters who cared about policy and would not vote for Trump given how transparently dishonest he was.
Trump being disqualified from running again would be much better than having him run.
Polling has shown that support for Trump among Republican voters is ebbing away. The striking down of Roe vs Wade also appears to be galvanising the electorate. I agree that him being ruled out of the presidency would be a nice, warm, feeling, but there are some truly awful creatures - perhaps worse than him - waiting in the wings to be the new, acceptable face of the GOP.
I'd rather that the rotting presence of Trump screws up the primary for the next generation of ultra-MAGA candidates.
The main problem for the Democrats is what state Biden will be in by 2024.
I suspect this guy is dead right
I like the sound of all of this
Polling has shown that support for Trump among Republican voters is ebbing away.
Keep in mind that, although this is a parody Twitter account, the MAGA people believe much crazier stuff and having Trump on the ballot will almost certainly lead to violence if he loses. Plus, it's not guaranteed he would lose.
https://twitter.com/3YearLetterman/status/1556725627029430273
So, this points to not all the classified stuff being returned.
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1556844171389976576
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1556844171389976576
The main problem for the Democrats is what state Biden will be in by 2024.
This is the crux. Biden can't go again. He is/was the calming voice needed to end the Trump madness but the next candidate needs to be a proactive woman/man for the future. A very careful balancing act needs to be played out where they are not tarred with any Biden fallout, yet need to be proactive,visible and credible and look like a president in waiting with the relevant level of experience. Also, like the parallels of what is going on here right now - not too many chunks need to be taken out of them in the inhouse battle.
Harris has been a lot quieter and less impactful than I was hoping she was going to be.