Community

Forum menu
Don’t make any plan...
 

[Closed] Don’t make any plans for 2030

Posts: 23314
Full Member
Topic starter
 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/video/2013/jan/10/apophis-doomsday-asteroid-earth-video

Only Big Bruce can save us now

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 12:57 pm
 DezB
Posts: 54367
Free Member
 

[i]2.7% chance of the rock hitting Earth [/i]

Is that a high probability then?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 12:59 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

In NEO terms, yes; quite high.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:02 pm
Posts: 8836
Full Member
 

Similar odds to winning a tenner on the lotto.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:06 pm
 DezB
Posts: 54367
Free Member
 

What if you don't do the lotto?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:09 pm
Posts: 57293
Full Member
 

Fear not Harry. The solution is simple

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:09 pm
Posts: 27603
Free Member
 

What i you don't believe in asteroids?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:10 pm
Posts: 23314
Full Member
Topic starter
 

A small red cross?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:10 pm
Posts: 9111
Full Member
 

Then you've saved a pound you can spend on crisps.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:10 pm
Posts: 33902
Full Member
 

Kryton57 - Member

What i you don't believe in asteroids?


Que?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:12 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

I believe in assteroids, but I have been to the doctors and have some cream for that now.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:12 pm
Posts: 13291
Free Member
 

I would do it if asked.
1983 Asteroids pub champion 🙂

Edit > this^^ was meant to go under Binners post < 😉


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:12 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

My new Mayan calendar that I got for Christmas continues well beyond 2030 so it will all be OK.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:13 pm
Posts: 25924
Full Member
 

Que?
no need to que - there'll be enough for everyone 😉


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:13 pm
Posts: 27603
Free Member
 

I think the biggest issue is, bruce'll be dead by then.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:15 pm
Posts: 1828
Free Member
 

Ms orena45 and I watched the film 'Melancholia' last week, not really knowing what it was about. Most depressing film ever...and this news comes along 😯


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:16 pm
Posts: 27603
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:16 pm
Posts: 27603
Free Member
 

Its ok I did some research, we are completely safe look...

[img] [/img]

...as you can see we are surrounded by a layer of protective rocks.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:19 pm
 DezB
Posts: 54367
Free Member
 

The sun is smiling


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:19 pm
Posts: 14463
Free Member
 

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/a99942.html


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:20 pm
Posts: 25924
Full Member
 

Thanks piemonster

Number of Potential Impacts 19
😥


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:21 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

They estimated the risk of impact to be 2.7% in 2004, that same afternoon, in 2004 the same scientists revised their prediction to 0.0004%.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:23 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[b]Kryton57[/b]

I think the biggest issue is, bruce'll be dead by then.

Ben Affleck is our only hope then.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:26 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

Nnnnninteen..?

I remember a song about that, perhaps we could change the lyrics from that of a Vietnam tragedy to an Asteroid tragedy..


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:26 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Rubber_Buccaneer - Member

Similar odds to winning a tenner on the lotto.

thats a bit worrying - I have won £10 on three occasions in the last 12-14months 😯


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:28 pm
Posts: 7614
Full Member
 

Meh, its only 270m across so a really bad day rather than the end of the world then.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:28 pm
Posts: 23314
Full Member
Topic starter
 

Meh, its only 270m across so a really bad day rather than the end of the world then.

[img] [/img]

It'll buff out.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:33 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Kryton57 - Member

I think the biggest issue is, bruce'll be dead by then.

We could always pack up Chris Jones and his acolytes onto a shuttle with their impressive armoury and they can then prevent the asteroid from removing their right to have bare arms. (probably be a bit chilly)


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:38 pm
Posts: 20849
Free Member
 

Who took that photo? Has it happened before?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:46 pm
Posts: 23314
Full Member
Topic starter
 

Who took that photo? Has it happened before?

I took it as I left my Home World, just before it went FA-DOOM!


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:50 pm
Posts: 27603
Free Member
 

hammerite - Member
Kryton57
I think the biggest issue is, bruce'll be dead by then.

Ben Affleck is our only hope then.

*Builds asteroid shelter de-luxe*


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:53 pm
Posts: 27603
Free Member
 

Harry_the_Spider - Member

Meh, its only 270m across so a really bad day rather than the end of the world then.

Apparantly revised to 325m. Also its spinning which like the effect of rifling in a gun, increases its speed and accuracy 😯

*checks m&s ionsurabce covers bike desctuction by asteroid*


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:55 pm
Posts: 3524
Full Member
 

DezB - Member

The sun is smiling


Hip hip hip hooray?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:57 pm
Posts: 5825
Full Member
 

What tyres - or indeed wheel size for post-apocalyptic riding?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 1:58 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

It's all to do with the tracking accuracy and path extrapolation errors. And then they run a closest-point-of-approach function to look for near-intersections of the paths.

The orbit of the Earth is well modelled but that of asteroids is less so, even though they track and plot all the main collision candidates. The further forward in time one extrapolates the path, the greater the error bars. As we get closer to 2030 with better tracking, the calculations get more accurate. But the calculated risk of an intersection can go up or down.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:00 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

That's about 10 Tsar bombs of energy! All pointing at the ground...


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:01 pm
Posts: 23314
Full Member
Topic starter
 

Wow Buzz. You really are a Space Ranger.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:02 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

STW standards slipping.........

30-odd posts in an no-one has asked what tyres for
a. riding like billy-o to escape impending doom.
b. hucking big drops off the resulting crater

edit - bugger - seems someone else was tying at the same time as me!! 😳


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:02 pm
 mt
Posts: 48
Free Member
 

I shall be leaving Earth on special spaceship going to prepare a new planet before then. All the the important skills will on the ship, hairdressers and estate agents etc. Apparently this asteroid thing is really a Vogon spaceship that is clearing a path for a new super space highway. You have been warned.

42 by the way.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:02 pm
Posts: 8836
Full Member
 

What tyres - or indeed wheel size for post-[s]apocalyptic[/s]impact riding?

F[s]l[/s]at bike?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:03 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

36er ?


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:08 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I don't understand this bit...

...predicted a 2.7% chance of the rock hitting Earth when it passes within 22,364 miles of our planet...

So is it going to hit us or pass within 22,364 miles ?

I realise 0 miles is "within 22.364 miles", but I don't understand how the risk of collision is so vague, yet the distance is so precise.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:12 pm
Posts: 20957
 

*Builds asteroid shelter de-luxe*

Don't bother, Footflaps has it covered.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:17 pm
 IHN
Posts: 20102
Full Member
 

Curses, I'm watching Series 4 of Mad men at the moment and there's only three to go. If I get home by six I'll be half way through the last one at half eight...


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:21 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

What tyres - or indeed wheel size for post-apocalyptic riding?

26. This 29er fad will have died out by then.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 2:22 pm
Posts: 14463
Free Member
 

Brainwave, I'm going to spend the next 16 odd years writing a cookery book.

1001 Cockroach and Cannablism recipes, I'll be rich...probably.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 8:36 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Apparently the date is FRIDAY 13th April 2029. You couldn't make it up.


 
Posted : 10/01/2013 8:55 pm
Posts: 14463
Free Member
 

TV says it wont hit, FACT


 
Posted : 12/01/2013 7:11 pm