Hello, I am sitting in my caravan in Romsley Hills enjoying the view and working from home. I chose this spot as it is picturesque and quiet. until yesterday that is!
A large camper arrived and a man with a spaniel got out and promptly started to p*ss over everything, including the fresh, drinking, water tap.
I am at the opposite end of the field, we are surrounded by fishing lakes and sign posted walks, yet still the man wanders over with his incontinent dog and looks the other way while it urinates on my caravan - three times!
Question: was I wrong to complain? as he seems to think I am!
Just go and piss all over his camper, see how he likes it.
If he's not fussed, piss on his dog.
If things escalate, just crap outside his front door, pick it up with a plastic bag and hang it on his awning.
Go urinate over his caravan. Oh, and if the dog slashes on your caravan again, boot it up the arse. It'll soon learn.
small electric fence around base of caravan? will be a shock for the dog next time it tries.
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Judging by your responses I wasn't harsh at all, I even said please and thank you. I didn't even call him a ****, well I haven't so far 😈
No, not at all at all. People like him are for got owners what red light jumping non signaling cyclists are for the rest of us.
Complain to whoever runs the site since its not one isolated insident.
I would complain, but I can't be arsed to walk up to the farmhouse, I would rather grumble and moan to you lot. I may follow the 'wee on his camper' advice it it happens again!
Does he at any point leave his shoes outside the camper, say, because they are muddy etc 😈
A couple of handfuls of bread on the top of his camper - it usually attracts birds (and associated cr4p and noise).
(Works best with caravans on the coast where seagulls are really noisy and messy but might work...)
When we’re on walks I don’t allow Benny to wee on people’s fences or gardens, so I’d say that the chap letting his dog wee on your caravan and the tap is well out of order!
Kidnap the spaniel and put a nappy on it! Then rub the owners nose in it. Or something.
Several servings of asapragus for tea, a few pints of real ale and wait for dark, then piss all around his van.
I think they may have gone! Though they could have just gone out for the afternoon. So I a once more alone in a field. I may have to resort to p*ssing on the outside of my own caravan now for entertainment. It does make me wonder though what the inside of his camper must be like, housing an incontinent spaniel, it makes me shudder to think about it. 😯
Just be glad you aren't in a tent
A couple of handfuls of bread on the top of his camper
^ THIS works a treat and you sleep on innocent and oblivious, unless you wanna wake up at day break and watch the fun.
Will crows eat my organic wholemeal, or should I go to the shop for a medium sliced white?
The incontinent beast has gone! Now a couple in a very small caravan, with two large Alsatians that bark constantly have pulled up next door - WHY ME!
Did you used to be a dog catcher in a previous life?
See, you want your pissy spaniel back now, don't you?
Working in a telephone cable junction box (the green ones you see everywhere) a dog started pissing on the door. And on my tool bag, i wasn't best pleased to say the least, and had a word with the owner, who laughed at his dogs antics.
After a brief scuffle ,his head made a large dint in the side of my van .Nice looking staffy though.