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I won a tenner on the Notional Lattery on Wednesday. Which was nice.
So, today, in a frivolous and sunny mood, I wasted some of that tenner on a ticket for the Euro lottery tonight and a scratchcard.
I won £25 on the scratchcard. Which was nice.
So, that's two bits of luck.......
If you don't hear much from me in the coming months, it's because I will be having my third bit of luck later today and winning millions before heading off around the world to play with bikes, boats and boards.
Stick me down for a few thou then please 😀
Sorry to break it to you flash, but it's gonna be me
Alternatively, it will be because luck comes in twos, and you were in fact hit by a small camel which was dropped from an aeroplane. 😉
I hope crap only comes in 3s.
1. Bike stolen. 😥
2. My boy fell off his bike n broke his wrist. 🙄
3. Bank phones to say my card has been cloned and money removed from my account. 👿
Send some of your good luck this way please.