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My daily routine is to piss down the toilet while waiting for the shower to warm up.
Bigblackhenioustoe - high five! glad I/we could be of service. And upon receipt of your yellow wings - a hearty welcome to the club
Saving the world, one golden shower at a time.
Can anyone offer any more tips and tricks that I may have overlooked?
brownheinoustoe-it-down?
I like the idea of bacteria forming colonies. Do they gather together in teeny bacteria ships, wearing bacteria hats with buckles on before sailing off in a cacophony of bacterial hymns to settle new lands
Yes and they call it America.
Oh come on, you all thought it.
My other half walked in on me peeing in her shower a few weeks ago. Although she didn't say so explicitly, her (wild over)reaction would suggest to me that she is not a shower pee-er.
It still surprises me that this is so common.
Just off to find out.....hopefully not.... 😉
me peeing in her shower
Her shower?
You have a personal shower each?
And you still struggle to use your own?
And you still struggle to use your own?
yer gotta mark yer territory, dog.
Daffy - Member
It still surprises me that this is so common.POSTED 5 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST
Next you'll be thinking weeing while having a bath is odd.
Her shower?You have a personal shower each?
And you still struggle to use your own?
We don't live together - I meant the shower in her flat. The weird thing was, I was still at mine.
I girl I slept with got up in the middle of the night and pissed in the corner of my bedroom. I wasn't happy when I realised what the patter patter noise was. Brand new carpet too.
Yes to the shower.
Last year, I as staying at a hotel that had one of those pool bars with stools in the water.
I fancied a beer, so sat down to find it was happy hour, and one thing led to another, and two other gentleman and I sat there drinking for 6 hours or so.
None of us went off for a pee during that time. Many many beers and cocktails were drank.
In my mind the three of us knew were were peeing, and that is was an unwritten rule that we didn't talk about it.
Quirrel - MemberLast year, I as staying at a hotel that had one of those pool bars with stools in the water.
a sewage treatment plant?
one of those pool bars with stools in the water
Probably all of them TBH. Don't top up your drink from the pool
Sat chuckling at the thread when misses pipes up and asks whats funny...
she pees in the shower.
i pee in the shower..
my children pee in the shower...
it saves on toilet paper
However toeing it down i have not 😆
A uni friend suspected his flat mate peed in the shared shower.
I asked him how he knew.
He replied the water was dark yellow and smelled of pee before every shower.
I told him to pay £10 a month more for an ensuite.
My shower cubicle was lined with bright green algae at Uni. These pee tinged showerists don't know they're born
When I was at Grenoble Uni every room in the halls had a wash basin and a bidet. The bogs were two smelly traps down at the end of the corridor. Either the architects thought French students enjoy lots of sex or the bidets were a cheap way of providing every room with an ensuite bog, for number ones anyway.
When I was a kid we used to go on family camping holidays in France and on the first holiday we arrived at the Camping Municipal and my Mum went off to investigate the bogs then came back all excited becuase they were hole in the floor jobs. So off I went to check this out; opened a door and found a shower tray. In 1962 nobody in England had showers so I though that was the bog. Couldn't figure out the strainer but anyway I had a long noisy piss in the tray and walked out. It took me a while to figure out why the French guy who was washing at the basins gave me such a filthy look.
I recall going to use public showers in a motorway services to be greeted with a sign asking people to PLEASE DON'T DEFECATE IN THE SHOWERS in serveral languages. Like people need to be told!!
Maybe It's the rule of the road, leave a log
Just off to find out.....hopefully not....
Nah, it's another £20....not itemised though
I still don't understand how many of you are so happy knowingly standing around in each other p**s. Was this a marriage vow I missed?
Bonkers. this is more puzzling than fat bikes or single-speeders.
(disclaimer: some of my best friends ride fat bikes and single speeders)
Joking aside, you're hardly left standing in someone else's piss. After they've finished washing/soaping/gelling/scrubbing with hot water pouring out of the shower head and all over the bath/shower tray, you'd be hard pushed to find any trace of piss.
If it's purely down to feeling squeamish about wee wee, you're probably just as likely to find every single other bodily excretion in the shower. So what are you really worried about?
I still don't understand how many of you are so happy knowingly standing around in each other p**s. Was this a marriage vow I missed?
Honestly, picking hair out of the plughole of the shower bothers me much, much more than the idea of someone excreting clean(ish) water soluble substances in a watery environment.
once got kicked out of a swimming pool for doing that.
"But everyone does it!" I protested.
"Yes sir," I was told, "but not from the diving board."
One night when waiting for my son to finish his diving lesson I noticed the 3m board was out of action and was getting a lot of attention. After he'd finished I asked what was wrong and he said there had been poo on it. Now I know who it was.
I once climbed up to the top of the 10m diving platform at the swimming pool. Left a jobbie in my trunks when I looked over the edge
Joking aside, you're hardly left standing in someone else's piss. After they've finished washing/soaping/gelling/scrubbing with hot water pouring out of the shower head and all over the bath/shower tray, you'd be hard pushed to find any trace of piss.If it's purely down to feeling squeamish about wee wee, you're probably just as likely to find every single other bodily excretion in the shower. So what are you really worried about?
yeah but the urinal in the pub has an auto flush too but I don't fancy standing in that either.
<edit> I checked - neither does the wife </edit>
The pub loo has a hundred fat alcoholics pissing into it and splashing all over it every day, and the autoflush is usually a trickle, not a full on hot shower flow. I expect you'll sit on the loo seat at the pub?..
I still don't understand how many of you are so happy knowingly standing around in each other p**s. Was this a marriage vow I missed?
You should see where she expects me to put my mouth...
lol
slimjim78 - MemberJoking aside, you're hardly left standing in someone else's piss. After they've finished washing/soaping/gelling/scrubbing with hot water pouring out of the shower head and all over the bath/shower tray, you'd be hard pushed to find any trace of piss.
Ever heard of homeopathic piss?
Ever heard of homeopathic piss?
Is that where you make fun of someone from across a crowded room so quietly that nobody can detect it?
* it was funny in my head, can someone rewrite it
Ever heard of homeopathic piss?
A forensic scientist could probably trace urine in a shower cubicle. They would almost certainly trace a whole bunch of other nasty stuff too - so you're probably best off just not having a shower.
You physically contact a hundreds of other really gross things in your daily life, they are avoidable unless you're a regular Howard Hughes. Minute traces of your partners urine on the soles of your feet really are the least of your worries.
Let it flow folks