[Closed] Different names for poo...?

Keep it clean !

On thread about poo, dont think thats gonna be possible

Barnsley Trout.

At work a Code Brown is called when a clean up is needed (nurse)

To describe it whilst it's still in-situ this is my favourite;

Monkey waiting in the lift.

Since the invention of the Bristol Stool Scale your number two can now go all the way up to 7. Although I'm sure I've managed an 8

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I used to feed my kids this stuff;

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Whichever numbers they eat they always came out as number 2's.

igmc.

What you need is a copy of Viz containing Dr Poo.

Dog's Eggs for one.

Here you go:
http://www.viz.co.uk/animations.html

Select Dr Poo & the Dogs Eggs of Doom

( needs sound)
(nowhere near as funny as the comic strip 🙁 )

Herta Kipp

A mole at the counter

A Phileas (Fogg)
Eartha
Turtle's head

And for when it's a 6 or 7, 'starlings'.

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King Kong's Finger

A Brad Pitt...

Bears nose

Soggy Morph.

[Emergency] firmware download (depending on urgency...)

As I logged on the forum the order of topic's read

Different names for poo...?

Chris Huhne

I really can't fault the wisdom of STW 😉

i use a few different names depending on the type...slop drop, depth charge, fire in the hole or release the evil... 😀

At my previous place of work they were know as U-Boats.

A Brad Pit or an Ertha Kitt.
Richard the 3rd

I was once accused of 'leaving an otter' that wouldn't flush 😳

Plain, old simple "jobbie" always makes me chuckle.

How can we have got this far and nobody has mentioned "jobbie"

Jedi Knight

As in "I need a Jedi"

dropping the kids off at the pool..

Ho hum +1. Has to be spelt jobbie though, not jobby. I'm a bit OCD about my faecal spelling.

Copper Bolt

Dreadnaught

Transatlantic Cable

The Cosby Kids (as in, doing Bill an a favour and dropping them off at the pool...)

The Slaves (as in, freeing them...)

Blackpool Brown Trout, the only fish that floats.

Brown baby ("Bloody hell, I think I've just had a brown baby! Better out than in, eh??").

Then there's the different types - such as the Pace Car (First one out pretty slowly then pow! pow! pow! the rest follow at speed); The Phantom Poo (where you know SOMETHING has been dropped off but when you turn to look there's nothing there); The Perfect Crime (like a Phantom, but when you wipe it's clean already); and several others.

Just off to download some data

Taking iDave fo the beach

I can't read "jobbie" without hearing it prefaced by "wee" and said in a Billy Connolly accent.

Yes , i think the wee happens as you relax, but you really need to stop listening outside toilets

Nice stealthy edit there ho hum. 🙄

^^^

No, not at all mate. Great minds obviously think alike.

Another one I thought of was a Douglas Hurd.

Edit - I finished my jobbie before you did!

Cable Layer

Clown Clat

Brown Baguette

Whale and Calf ( large and small together )

Pinching one off.

Mersey trout

The tortoise is getting curious

Going to see Mrs brown off to the coast.

Am off for a mud

Off for an elmer fud

Lay cable

Poo

Off for a log

I'm a bit OCD about my faecal spelling.

I think you are being a bit anal about it. 🙂

I took the browns to the superbowl last night

Landshark

Douglas Hurd also styled his hair in the shape of a turd, thoughtful guy....

Cack

Toly

"Laying cable". Always makes me chuckle.

Thora (as in Thora Heard). See also Douglas as in Douglas Hurd.

"Attention bomber command,watch out brownies coming"

that one slipped out like a baby otter..

although these days it's usually just a thumbs down, sad face and the familiar lament 'half a job harry..' 🙁