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He’s on medication…
For Hispanic attacks.
IGMC.
Very good.
Had a guy knock the door multiple times last night shouting 'Stand and Deliver' when I opened the door.
I kept telling him he had the wrong house, but he was AdamAnt.
What do Mexican carpet fitters use?
Underlay! Underlay!
I lost my voice last week.
You didn't hear me complain about it though.
My wife is Mexican.
When her family is around I try to use words like mucho.
I think it means a lot to them.
Three Mexicans try to cross the border legally when the border guard sees only one of them has the correct papers. Only Juan crossed.
Jesus loves you!
Great news when you're in church
Not so great if you're in a Mexican prison
Why does Mexico never do very well at the Olympics?
Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US.
Two Mexican detectives working on the murder of Juan Gonzales have received some results
"Hey, Manuel, the autopsy reports says Gonzales was keeled wiz a golf-gun!"
"Pedro, what eez a golf-gun?"
" I don't know, but it made a hole in Juan..."
Why did the Mexican poison his wife?
Tequila.
How do Mexicans keep warm?
They use chicken fajitas.
what do you call a zombie wearing a sombrero
el zombre
Did youhear about the Mexican magician's disappearing act.
"I will disappear on the count of three..."
"Uno......dos......." and whoosh he was gone without a tres.
I went to our local college to sign up for the Spanish cookery course but the receptionist said “sorry, it’s not tortilla”
Something something Mexican firemen.
Something something José and Hose B.
I've laughed at all of these and then had a Woke Libtard moment wondering if I'm being Mexican-ist.
A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.
"Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed.
"No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.
"No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sí que es!"
"Well, if you knew how to spell it then why didn't you just say?!" yelled the salesgirl.
A Mexican just won the world championship for most washing hung out in an hour.
When asked about how it felt, he said...
Eesa lot to take in.
(Amended for Mexican theme).