Following on from movember, where people ask for money for not shaving and growing a moustache comes Decembeard, where people will be asking for you to sponsor them for staying in bed a little longer and not shaving.
Really??
Women have race for Life and pretty Muddy to raise money for cancer research, both events are people actually coming together and find something and what do guys get? Some crappy thing to look scruffy for a month.
Ridiculous
Just wait until Tanuary where you have to go on a sunbed every day for a month.
It’s even worse if you’re someone who’s had a beard for years. People either think you’re a ****ing hipster or being sponsored.
I stop shaving my face at the end of October*. Nothing to do with sponsorship, it's just to keep my face warm, especially when cycling.
* British Shaving Time
Just you wait till the joy of people asking to be sponsored to have a sober January!
3 or 4 years ago when Movember was quite a thing, some of the ladies in our local pub were complaining that they were excluded (some could have embraced it but that's another story) so I suggested Fanuary. Can't really comment on it's success 😉
I thought sober was in October?
All bullshit charity guilt marketing.


