A Cabin Porn star!
No words can describe how I felt when I received this email at midnight, I haven't slept since.
We are currently selecting photographs to feature in our upcoming book Cabin Porn, and we're considering your image of the Peter McLaren Artist Studio for inclusion in the book. It's going to be a beautifully printed book featuring some of the most compelling cabins in the world.
You've made it 😀
(Pornstar name: Mcmounter?)
Brilliant, TV stardom and now inclusion in what has to be one of the best "bloke reads on the throne" type books going, you'll have your own show on Discovery Shed channel next.
(Pornstar name: Mcmount[b]her[/b]?)
Link to the PIC they're going to be using? (Action shots only please)
There's money in that there porn.
did you not used to post pics from that site? well done
Some fantastic erections in that link Muck Mounter ..
Surely it should be muntermounter?
"hello madam, I'm here to fix your gatepost..."
As a silent follower and admirer of your impressive wooden erections 😯
I just want to say brilliant work well done !
"Schtop, dont try and MEND it...."
I'll wait for them to invoice you for inclusion in their 'special services directory' and then charge you a grand per copy!
Well, you've certainly "got wood"
De-butting?
I am sure you will rise to occasion.
Have they asked for a fee yet?
And I think Mcmoonter is a fine porn star name if the mag is like a Scots version of Razzle.