Sure its been done before, but I haven't seen it.
At the pub last night, we discussed what, if we were on Death Row, our last meal would be.
So what's yours?
Bacon & black pudding butty
Can I have an endless number of courses please?
Chicken Jalfrezi, Prune Dessert.
Give 'em something to remember me by.
Langoustine
Seared scallops
Insalate tricolore
Kobe beef carpaccio
Herefordshire filet steak
Crepe
washed down with elderflower cordial (alcohol not allowed remember)
A cake.........
........ with a file in it.
12 Braised Unicorn Hearts
12 Braised Unicorn Hearts
free range and organic sir?
Penelope Cruz.
Liver
Roast beef - rare , yorkshire puddings etc, hot horseradish. Good bottle of red. No doubt
Chip butty!
Mermaids Tits on Toast. They'll never get toast 🙂
Hmm... a toss up between fish and chips or a chicken jalfrezi. Although since it's my last night I'd have one, sick it up, then have the other.
Char grilled executioner!
bottle of vodka and some paracetamol, alot of them.
My choice when i go...
Oh and some home made rice pudding with lots of burnt skin.
Mermaids Tits? You have no class Sir...
I can't imagine feeling too hungry...it's not like your going to look back and think how great it was.
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Penelope Cruz.
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I was thinking [u][b]Monica Bellucci and Liv Tayler sandwich[/b][/u] would taste fine.
...in fact I think I'd opt for a liquid lunch...a bottle of scotch perhaps
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bottle of vodka and some paracetamol, alot of them.My choice when i go...
Oh and some home made rice pudding with lots of burnt skin.
You'll not be going quick then sharki
Margaret Thatcher's still beating heart ripped from out of her chest...well, I'm going to die aren't I?
muffin
Will they be allowed to execute and suicidal person....
Porridge ?
Very good.....
Big bowl of jellied eels
Dracula; I'll have a nice steak please...
An unreasonably large portion of Salt Beef, chips and peas.
kalashnikov pie.
It has a slight kick to it
I read a short story once about the woman who prepared prisoners' last meals. I can't find it now, which is a loss.
Some humus I think, a grilled chicken kebab with plenty of veg and probably a rhubarb fool to finish with. Coffee would be good, and the elderflower cordial is a good idea.
(But it depends what you're in for of course. If you were on hunger strike it would be a pity to spoil it.)
I read a short story once about the woman who prepared prisoners' last meals. I can't find it now, which is a loss.
It's stuff like that which reminds me why 'reading' can be such a complete waste of time 😉
Out of date Chicken Korma with some keys to freedom hidden in it!
Food poisoning so you get into hospital to recovered and when no one is looking-fart/fight your way to freedom!
Torafugu prepared by a novice. The executioner gets to go home early and maybe with a thought like "well at least I didn't kill anyone today". Considerate till the day I die, me.
the contents of my own shotgun cartridge
Big cake with a laser gun and keys in it.
Margaret Thatcher's still beating heart ripped from out of her chest...
Brilliant, except for one small but very important detail: She hazzunt got one.
And if she did, it would be made of iron.
Hash cake.
from that dead man eating they're not allowed alcohol which is a pity for your last meal.
If I was i'd be a proper scottish breakfast with haggis, pancakes, eggs, bacon and fried potatoes, massive mug of tea, followed by a good slug of single malt.
a proper scottish breakfast with haggis, pancakes, eggs, bacon and fried potatoes, massive mug of tea, followed by a good slug of single malt.
Obviously planning to 'cheat the gallows' with a good old scottish heart attack samuri.
I'll go for a traditional roast dinner with chicken and beef and all the trimmings and apple crumble and custard for afters.
I doubt I could eat anything 🙁
Dunno, but the thread makes me think of the retarded guy executed in (?) Texas who saved some of his last meal to eat later.
triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich