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Okay, out of the blue today I've been getting some random texts from an unknown number along the lines of
'Hiya you, Hailey here, how are yuo today xxxx'
nothing more risque than that but my guess is Miss Hailey met a guy last night and either wrote down the wrong number or the guy gave her a made up number....mine by pure chance.
She is being persistant at the moment. Do I.
A. Just ignore it, she will realise the mistake soon enough.
B. Reply politely informing her she has the wrong number
C. Have some fun and start some saucy texting
D. Arrange to meet her.
E Give the nimber out for STW massif to play around with.
D.
E
C or if you can't do it E and send it to me
Thanks Houns. I think I could think of a few things to say, but feel free to make a suggestion for consideration 😀
This can only go well.
Bar's open, my round.
F: text and say she had better book an checkup at the GUM clinic
Get her to send you a pic as she might be a mooooooooooooooooooooooter
LOL at F! I like! I think that could end it though....surely we can have more fun before using that line? 😆
saleem, I'm guessing she is
A. Not a clever girl....as she can't write a number down correctly
B. Not the type of girl to give you number too.
So TBH, my option D is not going to happen!
<boring reply>Checked the number isn't a premium one and any txt you send will cost you £££ ?</boring reply>
That had gone through my mind but it looks like a normal mobile number
07790 and so on
It's your other half with a PAYG sim. She's testing your fidelity. Tell hayley that you are trapped in a loveless sham of a relAtionship, and you wNt a photon of her tits.
If the other half tries to stab you over dinner, don't say I didn't warn you.0
LoL! I'm single. Although I do have a 2nd date with a lovely girl next week.....if it's her then finding out what she's like now seems the way to go!
okay...anybody know what 'wuu2 x' means? I think this relationship has a problem....I don't understand the txt spk of modern youth! 😀
where you 2
EDIT - What are you up to? According to Google
wuu2 = what u up 2
Translated roughly as "I say old chap, what are you doing on this fine evening?"
Ahh ha. thanks.
OK, you should take into account the fact that she's clearly about 16
I am....which is kind of ruling out C....or at least C and any suggestons from Houns. Although she doesn't seem backward at coming forward....
I'm trying to type something without coming across as a pervert.
too late for that Yeti.
Ahh well, let Houns and I suggest you some stuff to msg her with and we'll see where we get to...
Haha... the mods have sorted out my 'freudian slip' in my previous post. Ta 🙂
Ahh well, let Houns and I suggest you some stuff to msg her with and we'll see where we get to...
Oh this is going to end badly...
suggest away....I have power of veto though...being my phone and all.
What's been your most recent text from her?
What have we got to work with...
My ex girl freinds number started 07790, and her name was Hailey, and she had a thing for cyclists, in fact she met a fellow cyclist and the rest is history...................................................................
Not much to go on so far Yeti. The first text I mentioned to start with, 2nd was something short, 'heya xx' very soon after the first. last text was the recent txt spk and kisses. I'm playing option A so far.
project....well unless I've got even more drunk than usualy recently I'm fairly confident I've not actually met Miss Hailey....nah...I positive.
A non-commital "Hey, not much... what are you up to? x x" seems sensible...
We'll have to continue this tomorrow.
Ask her whether she fancies 200mm up the front?
Maybe a subtle question about work just to make sure we're not dealing with a schoolgirl??
Ask Hailey about tyres, and rubber, she liked rubber,
Ask her if she takes it in the tradesmans entrance.
Ask her whether she fancies 200mm up the front?
This.
Given that the majority on here are mincers I'd say that they're more liable to have something soft and squishy that is more at the 100mm end of the spectrum rather than 200mm.
120mm seems the most popular.
Ask her if she likes pigs? as in Ragleys.
Or if she has an STD? the Cove type.
Mine is adjustable
200mm? I get junk emails that I can forward on if you like.... 😉
B
maybe I'm a saddo, but why mess with someone's feelings?
I'm a saddo
FYP
Cos its fun.
A. may actually be less embarrassing for her. If I do B, she knows someone, the 'wrong one' has got her messages and may fell a bit stupid. With A she can presume no-oe has got her messges.
I'm still running with A....but improving an otherwise slightly dull evening with thoughts of C and F. If she keeps messaging I'll probably move to B though.
Arrange to meet her.
Discover she's 12.
Get arrested. Observe film camera.
Appear on "Britain's Got Nonces," scheduled to rerun on Dave for the next five years.
Funny how the people most likely to hurt her feelings are...well...
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I've had random texts on the past, in fact I used to get loads asking for songs to be played and answering competitions, my number was somewhat similar to some crappy commercial radio station that hadn't got to grips with short text numbers, so I had a boilerplate answer template saying 'Sorry, that service is not available. Please check your number and try again' as I sometimes got two or three a day it gave me a certain satisfaction in pointing out they were stupid and incapable of writing down a phone number correctly. Stopped happening some years back, but I still get random texts from time to time, so I just send back 'Sorry, I think you have the wrong number', and almost alwYs get back 'Ooops, sorry about that :0)'. That way nobody's embarrassed or annoyed.
I guarantee it's your 'mates' with a number you don't know, on the wind up.
Either play along and have a laugh, or give it up now to save your blushes.