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Now I can't retrain at what must be the coolest university ever, in Italy.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Gelato University

https://www.gelatouniversity.com/it/home


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 8:41 am
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I suspect this thread's not going to have the legs of your previous Brexit related one.


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 8:45 am
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I suspect this thread's not going to have the legs of your previous Brexit related one.

My money would be on the arguelympians weighing in anyway 😉


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 8:50 am
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Me too. There will be someone claiming gelato will be better post Brexit, due to the lack of interference, and how the uk is an open opportunity for mass gelato manufacture...


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 8:56 am
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Demand they let you in for free or you won’t sell them any 99’s with a flake?


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 8:56 am
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Gelato is foreign muck anyway

Good traditional honest Blighty born Mr Whippy or there will be protests on the streets


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 9:04 am
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Foreign Ice-cream vans coming over here taking our kerbs.


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 9:08 am
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Just start up a Parmo and Lemon Top university.


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 9:20 am
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C'mon, if this is to keep going we'll need someone who's totally against gelato of any description, someone else who will pretend to have been totally for gelato but is now completely behind having no gelato and is able to sneer at all and sundry, plus one more total lunatic, preferably arguing in his second language.


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 9:22 am
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C'mon, if this is to keep going we'll need someone who's totally against gelato of any description, someone else who will pretend to have been totally for gelato but is now completely behind having no gelato and is able to sneer at all and sundry, plus one more total lunatic, preferably arguing in his second language.

😆


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 9:24 am
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I think the slender majority of my viewpoint entitles me to speak for everyone so I am confident in announcing that you can keep your foreign icey muck what we in Britain want, No what we deserve and what every man woman and child will have by birthright will be full fat Cornish vanilla. Once negotiations have concluded gorgeous vanilla ice cream will be supplied in 4.399 imperial quart tubs*, hand delivered weekly by milkmen on proper electric carts. And thanks to the expected economic upturn Cornish vanilla will be price controlled to no more than 9 shillings in new old money.

* hasty edit


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 9:43 am
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5litre tub

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Posted : 23/09/2017 9:45 am
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Despite a hasty edit Drac’s outted me as as 5 columnist. I thought I could start small build a back story and gradually infiltrate the kippers, bringing them down from within but I blew it at the first attempt.

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I’ll be on my way then.


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 9:52 am
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Gelato is foreign muck anyway

Good traditional honest Blighty born Mr Whippy

G'awd bless Thatcher!
😆


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 9:55 am
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Despite a hasty edit Drac’s outted me as as 5 columnist. I thought I could start small build a back story and gradually infiltrate the kippers, bringing them down from within but I blew it at the first attempt.

😆


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 9:58 am
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Does[b] Johnners [/b]win some kind of forum award for that post? I hope so.

This thread has made me Hungy.


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 11:53 am
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There's an Italian ice cream parlour at the bottom of my road. I'm just off to fire-bomb it now


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 12:06 pm
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I'll bring wafer/cones to watch and save the icy-loveliness.


 
Posted : 23/09/2017 12:28 pm