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Police say there's a slim chance he'll be caught.
IGMC
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That sounds like when a psychic midget escaped from custody. Police said there was a small medium at large.
Do deaf mathematicians use sine language?
There are three types of people in the world; those that can count and those that can't
Actually, that's a lie, there are 10 types of people in the world; those that understand binary and those that don't
Did you hear the one about the constipated accountant?
He worked it out with a pencil.
A thief broke into the police station and stole all of the toilets
The police say they have nothing to go on.
What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
One needs Tweetment, the other needs Oinkment.
Is it hard to tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
Nope - one is weasily identifiable and the other is stotally different
I look after plant pots and hanging baskets for celebrities.
Which means I tend to shrub holders with the rich and famous.
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic..
Ian.
A group of youths broke into the local Chinese restaurant and trashed the place.
They were charged with Won-Ton destruction.......
What's the only cheese made backwards?
Edam
Why are native American chiefs buried on the top of hills?
Because they're dead.
Did you hear about the non binary gold prospector?
They dug up a fortune in them/their hills.