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How do you eat Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly
Whats the holiest cheese in all the land?
Cheeses of Nazareth 😉
What do you call cheese thats not yours?
Nacho cheese.....
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
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What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?
"Hallo me!"
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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Mask-a-pony.
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What cheese do you use to encourage bears?
C'mon-bear.
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What sort of cheese makes you taller?
Stilt on.
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What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
which cheese wouldn't you ask to hoover?
germaine gruyere
What cheese invented the telephone?
Alexander Graham Baby Bell
What happened to the French cheese factory after it exploded
All that was left was de Brie
where do they send psychopathic cheeses?
emmental home
what cheese do you change a tyre with?
Monterey jack....
I'll get my coat
Which cheese manages Watford?
Gianfranco Gorgonzola...
Rossi, grab mine while you're at it.
rossi46 - MemberWhats the holiest cheese in all the land?
The cheese bible starts with the tale of Edam and Eve
Did you hear about the the one legged mouse that had to leave the cheese circus? He couldn't get his stilt on....
I think this thread has done too far already, I camembert these cheese jokes any more....
A block of plasticky supermarket cheese smashed through our window and landed on the lounge carpet yesterday. I picked it up and ran outside to see a spotty youth legging it away so shouted after him "Well that's not very mature!"
The cheese bible starts with the tale of Edam and Eve
I still think it's crackers 😉
Someone will be in a pickle over that one
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Hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese?
He double glossed her...
That's it!
I'm going on a shopping bree to see if these jokes can get any grater.