[Closed] Crap food - your guilty pleasure?

Does Subway count? I absolutely love a foot long steak and cheese with a bit of everything on it.

If not then cheese. I can eat blocks of it. Give me a chunk of cheese and a knife....

My name is iDave and sometimes I eat a (couple of) Greggs sausage roll(s)

You'd never guess it from my slender physique binners but I'm partial to the odd chip barm.

With Mayo.

*waits for chippy to open.

custard filled doughnuts

mmmm meatballs subway 😀

You're still alive after mad Friday then Russ? I reckon you've earned the chip barn fella. There was a chippy in Broughton that used to hollow out a white loaf, then fill it with chips 🙂

And Subway definitely counts as crap food! Good effort for overcoming that horrible sickly sweet smell that always wafts out of them

*dry heaves*

Stumbled in at 4.40 am this morning and feeling a bit cabbaged tbh. Mad friday lived up to it's name. Still back in at 5 tonight for shite Saturday. Hopefully going to get away by midnight tonight so see you tomorrow.

Fingers crossed.

Oh and Armstrongs (home of the jumbo cod) in Prestwich ftw!

Hot cross buns. At Christmas.

i will east 2 or 3 of coughlands cornish pastys! there great.

i can also binge on crisps. also any chicken dish (KFC,Nandos etc)

A whole tube of Pringles in one sitting while watching BBC4 music documentaries on a Friday night.

Oh yes, I know how to party.

Greggs' sausage rolls here too.

But binners and Bregante are from Manchester - so everything they eat is crap shite.

At least down here, we can call it "guilty pleasures" and be all post-modern and ironic about it. But for those guys, it's just a day to day thing. To be honest, I feel sorry for 'em. Sending you lots of love guys. 😐

😛

(think of me working in the cathedral of consumerism tonight from 2300 till 0700 🙁 )
xx

Ginsters Buffet Bar - Read it and weep

http://www.ginsters.co.uk/productdetail.asp?RangeID=9&ProdID=30

So bad its good.

I had 2, yes 2, McDonald's meals yesterday. That is 100% more McD meals than I've had in the last 15 years.

McDonalds breakfasts.....

Hash brown = grease; held together with a few bits of potato like substance.

But binners and Bregante are from Manchester - so everything they eat is crap shite.

Takes our mind off the TB and lungs full of soot though dd. No wonder you look at least 5 years younger than binners, despite being a lot older than the lot of us northern monkeys.

And its christmas next week too so we're having some specially imported frozen broccoli, tinned peas AND turkey dinosaurs at ours.
Who says we don't appreciate fine dining?

Chocolate biscuits.

Flaperon - Member

Hot cross buns. At Christmas.

Er....I think you'll find hot cross buns dripping in butter are not crap food! No way!

My current fave crap food is 'nutty bars' from Asda. Basically, Asda's version of a Snickers.

Battenburg.

Come from close to the home of that Scottish culinary delight - the deep fried (in batter) mars bar/confectionary snack of your choice. Yummm, yep I do very occasionally indulge.

Chips, Salad cream, chilli sauce and cheese

nomnomnomnomnomnom...

Eeeeeeeee that were grand! Mecanichaly recovered meat! Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Bravissimo looks great for 55. It must be his medetaranian diet? And it was my years darn pit that did for my looks! I'm only 23

Transform-a-snacks! mmmmmmm or anything cake related!

Oh god, the list (hmm, mistyped lust there) is pretty much endless.

For me most food is crap so therefore guilty.

Don't know about the pleasure bit like

Hmmmm....

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DD - to quote Lional - are there "going to be some sweet sounds, coming' down, from the night shift" tonight then?

😉

chip barms for me too.
russ, isn't every friday a mad friday in sunny salford mate?!

gf did her first mad friday nightshift working a&e last night. in lancaster though, rather than manc, so with any luck it was pretty painless.

russ, isn't every friday a mad friday in sunny salford mate?!

it is but on mad friday they bring sharper weapons

Sainsburys basics jaffa cakes.

McDs Breakfast.
Subway Meatball Sub, had one in Delft while sitting on the square.
Pot Noodle Bombay Badboy.
Had a Christmas Dinner - Beef Wellington, in Tesco cafe yesterday.

It's probably easier to list the good food I eat, rather than the junk food.

I am a bit partial to a bombay badboy pot noodle spiced up with a load of chilli sauce! Definitely dirty!

twiglets with houmous dip

twiglets with humourous dip.

KFC zinger burgers
though apparently they don't [i][b]have[/b][/i] to be sold in pairs 😯 😳

binbins, Breggie 😆

More like a lot of effing and jeffing on the night shift I reckon. We're under pressure. And I have heated wing mirrors to maintain donchaknow. 🙂

2 packs of Tesco Value shotcake fingers (2x23p!!!) with a bottle of beer. Disappear shockingly quick.

Twiglets and humous sounds amazing!!!

Match day hamburgers.

All of it...twice...at the same time!

Have had a tin or two of this over the years, don't think I could ever manage Subway, stink when I walk by one is disgusting

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Hungover household today, cupboards are bare. As neither of us can be faffed to go to the shop, I rustled us up some hash browns and fish fingers for lunch.

Jaffa cakes here, i can easily eat a double pack in one go with a coffee or two........fat barsteward i am.

Snickers FlapJack. 1147 calories in a bar the size of half a mars bar. Not so much a sugar rush, more of a stampede. We used to call it the "Singlespeeders' Friend" as they would be broken out before the last couple of big hills. The trick was to survive long enough before the inevitable sugar crash and get to the pub where they sold salted peanuts. By the vat.

And white bread cheese sandwiches. I'm really hungry now!

Golden arches FTW. I've been visiting a bit too often lately, so need to cut back.......

KFc Hot Wings
Mac D Sausage Muffins
Rotisserie cooked chickens from any of the big supermarkets.

Scotch eggs. Pickled onion space raiders. Steak pie on a muffin.

10" variety box from the local takeaway. When you dont know what you want, get one of these badboys. Ive yet to finish one though.

http://www.papapawans.co.uk/papapawansspecia.html

pek chopped pork and cheese and onion crisp butties, on white thick sloced warburtons.
with a tin of oxtail soup to dunk em in.

Fillet O Fish just love them a very rare treat 😀

Chocolate buttons.

Pork Pie. Preferably with salad cream.

Sausages. Not 'good' sausages but cheap sausages...none of that lumpy real meat but a smooth over-processed centre with a high rusk content 😀

Winston_dog has named my other two...KFc Hot Wings & Mac D Sausage Muffins

Donner Kebabs

I feel dirty after eating one 🙂

Chippie chips after a night on the beer.

or apparently fillet o fish like pigface, as according to a work mate that's what I ate last night after Xmas work bash*!! and im a veggie!

*OMG 😯 😆

cinnamon_girl - Member

Chocolate buttons.

Double Sausage muffin breakfast - I can feel it gripping my heart.
Zingers and hotwings
Favorite fried chicken BBQ pork ribs, proper muck but I could eat about 20...

Frey Bentos steak and kidney pudding, with a chip shop sized portion of oven chips is about as bad as it gets.

I mostly don't eat all the suet pastry though, I share it with the dogs.

I finished a packet of McVities chocolate caramel biscuits the other day, it doesn't sound too bad until I admit I opened them 30 minutes earlier.

McD's Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin is my weakness! 😳

As an aside. I ate 9 McD's cheeseburgers in one sitting when I was pissed up on my 18th birthday. Cripes.

A tin of corned beef (and I don't mean a poxy 200g tin, 340g here thank you!), with loads of Smash mashed potato, and peas... Nom nom nom gimme gimme gimme! :-p

Also love a chicken tikka footlong (though with lots of salad) from Subway, usually polished off by 3 choc chip cookies.

Malt loaf, whole ones, straight from the packet. 700 calories for 50p from Co-op, perfect mountain bikers snack food, what's not to like!

Jaffa cakes. Read above, though slightly better tasting...

Chicken Tikka kebab from my local once in a while. To be fair, they're a LOT better than most takeaways, meat is pretty decent quality and not totally swimming in grease, but agreed still not healthy.

Fish cake and chips

Birds eye fish fingers and chips

2 mince pies, in a bowl, heated up, covered in vanilla Carte Dor ice cream.

A big bar of Cadbury's Caramel

All you people with your "twiglets and humous", god how middle class are you! Go and be a student for a few years, you'll learn to enjoy the crap food as well as the good stuff... 😀

Another Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle lover here.

Battered haggis, chips, salt and sauce when I'm north of the border.

Naan filled with Lamb Tikka, Doner meat, salad, chillis and chilli sauce from our local kebab shop.

Mince pies.

slainte 😀 rob

[i]Also love a chicken tikka footlong (though with lots of salad)[/i]

Salad makes all the difference LOL

I'm a bit partial to a McD's strawberry milkshake, but as the nearest McD's is around 20 miles away; I rarely have one.

chinese takeaway

An entire Aunt Bessie's jam roly poly. In one sitting.

I love these threads. They give all the middle-class food fascists a chance to vent their pent-up frustration.

Just had a donner. Now tucking into pudding:

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..living the dream.

the odd slice of cake with a nice cuppa is my weakness

Now having pudding pudding:

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pork scratchings , the hairier the better 😀

Angel Delight. Butterscotch.

BOSH!

once had 3 donner kebabs followed by donner meat and chips

was violently ill the day after ....but I still blame the "last pint"
to say a weakness would be an understatement!
pudding would have to be caramel digestives (packet of!)

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[i]not[/i] me but my dear mum is rather partial to a bit of Hong Kong-style french toast:

2 pieces of bread, with a heavy peanut butter filling, dipped in egg+milk, deep fried to perfection and topped off with condensed milk and a big serving of butter.

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Pot Noodle, all flavors
Donner kebab pizza
Fish finger butties
Mini frozen pizza, microwaved then placed between 2 slices of white bread with brown sauce.
I also quite enjoy airline food...

Donner kebab.

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Disgustingly good

McDonalds Big Mac or breakfast muffin 🙂
Doner kebab but not a whole one, the taste gets too sickly.
Subway Melt with lettuce, tomato, cucumber, gherkin and BBQ sauce.
Takeaway pizza like Dominos or Papa Johns. With the garlic sauce dip.

Proper Cornish Pasty's
Large bag of Jelly Babies (absolutely savage with these, gone in 60 seconds)
Jaffa Cakes, bought a yard of them this morning, @bigbloke get yerself to Sainsbury's PDQ!