Liking this thread; lots of grins
Zark: the last word on the subject of animal boats.
Parrot - an acceptable level of deterioration
Nark - Noah was annoyed that he had one less boat that the optimum number
Platter: purveyor of a specific hairstyle
Coffee - Person over whom the cougher has coughed.
Hark - to return to a favourite style of boat building
Fark- Noah realises the plan's in Cubits, and he's ordered the wood in feet.
Quark: A really really small boat.
Muon: The act of loading the Quark with bovines.
Vegan - the nagging feeling that something is missing from your meal when you're staring at the plate of veg
One for the electrical engineers here,
Megavars - a receptacle for massive flowers.
Which leads to,
Receptacle - proof of payment to an optician.
(edit - quark and muon, very clever)
Draft : Escape vehicle from the Dark. Used by Noah to get away from sea sick tigers and God's auditing team, who had just been presented with invoices for a staggering amount of wood.
Bereft - When the brewing process goes disastrously wrong.
Bereft – When the brewing process goes disastrously wrong
See also “cocktail”
See also “cocktail”
See also : Lagerfeld
Bumptious : Nagging feeling that your guts will let go like a bag of slippers down a lift shaft after knowing full well that the homebrew comsumed the previous evening was Lagerfeld, Cocktail or Bereft, but still drinking 8 pints of it anyway.
Lark
one of them poorly made foreign boats which we wont have to put up with for much longer.... or will we
bloody foreign boats coming over here taking our animals
Draft : Escape vehicle from the Dark
Should have tried Craft before Draft
Pimento : Small but incredibly irritating spot on the side of your nose, just where you glasses rest.
Cranberries : The items that your three year old niece posts through the hole in the front of your bass speaker.
Codswallop : Giving someone a comedy smack about the head with an unusual object that results in an unintentional broken nose.
Commute - Two people unable to share a few words.
Barrage - Getting really annoyed by slow service in a pub.
Copulate - Tardy policemen
Brant - a second rate tirade
Labour - one who goes on and on about sex they've had.
Farage - The anger felt about distant things that you don't understand.
Memento: Mints you own.
Nacho cheese: Dairy product you don't own.
Used by Noah to get away from sea sick tigers
And ill eagles.
Farage – The anger felt about distant things that you don’t understand.
Very prescient!
Spandex : A list of bridges.
Dork: A nerdy / clumsy troll.
Cougar. A Scottish confectionary made with sugar or honey, roasted nuts, whipped egg whites, and beef.
Spreadsheet : Vile revenge performed on a neighbour's car door handles after their cat has crapped once too often in your petunias.
Cougar. A Scottish confectionary made with sugar or honey, roasted nuts, whipped egg whites, and beef.
I've been to Scotland, that's pretty plausible.
Dork and Spandex are both excellent.
Spindrift - falling out of political statement masseurs
Baselayer - Hitman specifically targeting best friends.
Phobic - Enemy of cheap pens.
Canopy : The one the you shouldn’t drink at the end of a student party or long distance coach ride.
Cacophony : Mexican rubber turd.
Bigamist - very thick fog
Fetish - bearing a resemblance to a fictional bounty hunter.
Undeterred - crapped in your pants.
^lol
Edinburgh: got stuck whilst looking for rabbits.
Fictionary - HtS's output at work since this thread started
Carrot - the deterioration of a car
Cougar. A Scottish confectionary made with sugar or honey, roasted nuts, whipped egg whites, and beef.
I’ve been to Scotland, that’s pretty plausible.
I actually got a bit peckish just typing that.
Railing - a young Ray, very rare in the UK as the population numbers never recovered from the annual fire festival of Rayburn.
Rayburn - fire festival occurring on November 5th each year. Stopped after Parliament took action and introduced the Rayban. Protecting the remaining Rays by encouraging people to burn the much more common Guy. Early take up of Guy burning was slow with many town's folk continuing to try and burn Rays. In one of the earliest ever recorded marketing campaigns town criers were instructed to shout 'Guys Folks' in the hours leading upto the burn. Ultimately the this gave the new festival it's name although this true origin has been largely lost in popular mythology.
Tarka - Yorkshire based fabricator of vessels for live export, corruption of the term Arkwright.
Pavey Ark - the one where initial impetus for construction was flagging.
Parky - an average key.
Postoperative: someone who used to be a mail man
Unruly - scaleless measuring stick.
Quasar - apparently but not really a Tsar. A person brought in by Government to address an issue. Sold to the public as someone who will spearhead the rectification or resolution of the problem. Usually no more than a figurehead with little power to take meaningful action.
Forskin - a golf warning shouted at Skunk Anansi's lead singer.
Daimler.- A lady-den.
Venerable.- A herd of unruly deer.
Particulate.- A coffee-house in Glasgow's West-End.
Friable - simplest form of food classification, thought to be Scottish in origin. Edible being an assessment of attainment by an Edward.
Istanbul: London charity event
Cadiz: where golf clubs come from
Poland; home of a Teletubby
Iceland: previously known as Bejams
Efficiency: what Hull trawlermen pursue
Condescend: letter from a Nigerian prince
Condominium: flavoured barrier method
Cackhanded: fingers through the paper
Manslaughter: gallows humour
Therapist: Jeffrey Epstein
Rectification: a period following gentrification where a neighbourhood reverts back to being a shithole
Tryout - helping the confused leave a building
Triumph - a suggestion that an individual needs to put their back into it
Predator - the bloke your Missus used to date before you
Syntax - the money that HMRC collect from brothels
Polaroid : Frost bite of the arse.
Instagram: Coke vending machine.
Arcade : Charity concert arranged by Noah to raise funds for building a Zark.
Orchid: Noddy Holder’s little brother.
Kipper Tie : Noddy Holder's favourite hot drink.
Orgasm: the gap between the two prongs on a rowlock
Brexit: term applied to the eternally inept diy bodger and fixer
Rotivation: fear of roundabouts
Gastric Band: Pub gig towards the end of the evening
Dildo: Herb infused pastry
Misplace - Appropriate lodgings for young ladies.
Torpedo - Perverts Hill, (literal translation)
Fallacy - a bit like a penis.
Logical fallacy - a single mis-step in a sequence that makes you look like a cock.
Onomatopoeia - drunken urination on the only absorbent item in a wood-floored hallway
Tuiles - part of a bus, go round and round.
Onomatopoeia - partaking of a magic carpet ride
Barrage - getting shirty because the landlord won't serve you a 12th pint.
Tabatha - cigarette smoke
Cheddar - remote revolutionary sensing system
Fanatic - where a sinister celebrity keeps their greatest.
adage - when you add years to your true age to get served in a pub
Sleepy - a nocturnal van or tent based dichotomy that occurs when you haven't the bottle.
carpet - the spider that lives in my Mondeo
Morbidity - to ask for another beverage from the bum sink
Undertow - the inability to count in french
Misdemeanor - Reduced financial profligacy in light fog.
Arcade - what Mr Edwards parents/siblings refer to him as.
Undertow – the inability to count in french
That's my favourite for today
Ripen - Bic experiment with a grain based plastic substitute
Postcard - the nearly paperless society
Masticate: it’s short for..... Bob.
Comprador.- Life insurance for Matadors.
Orgone.- Where 'The Goonies' was filmed.