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****ter - social media channel for foolish people


 
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Ejaculate.- A Scotsman misses an appointment in Yorkshire.

Psychopath.- A segregated cycle lane.


 
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Bamboozle - A nozzle made from bamboo


 
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Polish sausage - eastern european euphemism


 
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Microwave - unspoken greeting between cyclists made without removing their hands from the handlebars. Also a greeting between car drivers; made without removing hands from the steering wheel.

Microwave - Middle English - a hesitant socially awkward greeting in public places where there is a risk of it going un acknowledged.

Not to be confused with:

Popty Ping - Welsh medical term for premature ejaculation.


 
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Rollercoaster - failed victorian invention for quickly moving drinks from one end of the table to the other.


 
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Blowout : Yorkshire lady with questionable morals


 
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Slippery - a bit like a slipper
Vanish - Quite like a van
Trolley - like a troll
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Merseyside - killing of Scousers
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Battery - where you put your bat when you go on holiday


 
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The Endocrine System.- Ardrishaig.

Himmler.- A Man-Cave.

Palindrome.- The new T.V. series from the Monty Python star.


 
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Organ Grinder.- A condom, stuffed with gravel.

Bio.- A Welsh lad.

Baby Bio.- A very young Welsh lad.


 
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Pirate - the anger experienced by a pie connoisseur when confronted by a ‘lid’ casserole or other fake pie variant.


 
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Innuendo- Italian suppository


 
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Spoilers - People who dig holes.


 
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Illegal - sick raptor
Bingo - a windy day


 
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Eternity Property – marketing slogan of Yorkshire tea house.

Needs a bigger audience. 👍

Send that to Bettys in Harrogate...


 
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Flippant - a carefree gymnastic insect


 
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Anion - for uncreasing your clothes

Cation - what you use to smooth the creases out of your cat


 
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Ionising - happily doing the laundry


 
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Just found this thread. In my very hung over and sleep deprived state I didn't get the first line of the first post. When the penny eventually dropped I actually wet myself! 🙂


 
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Extractor Fan : Someone who no longer likes tractors.


 
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On a similar note... http://liff.hivemind.net/


 
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Trash - Yorkshire mans itchy red skin.
Bark - Noah's standby boat.
Contract - Grifters throat.
Radio - really cool input/output from the 80's


 
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Alternative -To change a member of the indigenous population.
Indigenous - A species particularly fond of jangly guitars.


 
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Lampoon : Used to hunt whales in the dark.


 
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Millipede : The smell of the concourse at the old Wembley Stadium.


 
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Catastrophe. Prize for feline rear of the year.


 
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Communication. Holiday in a kibbutz


 
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Catastrophe. Prize for feline rear of the year.

very good.


 
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Clarity. Looks or tastes a bit like red wine.


 
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very good.

It is - doubles as a tea towel holder.

But not, I repeat not, a pencil sharpener.


 
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Avoidable: A game played by matadors

Dilate: Live longer than anyone expects or wants  you to

Relief: the arrival of spring

Infantry: A sapling


 
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Trumpet : Small French fart


 
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Coronet: A mild heart attack


 
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Saxophone: the built in phone in a small 1990s French car


 
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Prognosis : Rick Wakeman's imaginary sibling


 
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Drawers - a group of artists.

History - male biography.

Carpet - animal that lives in your vehicle.

Knickers - stealing your wife’s pants.

Armchair - sitting on your hands.

Buffer - polisher of female bodies.

Forest - sleeping under some trees.


 
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Diarrhoea- Chris’ Welsh cousin


 
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Bark – Noah’s standby boat.

That properly gave me the giggles, well played.


 
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Orphan - iron aficionado


 
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Hamster : A ladder for pigs


 
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Mulhouse - a grouping of debating chambers.

Mulhouse - the hot wine shack in a Christmas market.


 
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Blend. Denouement of a circumcised penis.


 
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Hamster - alternative - the haunted look of a vegetarian who's about to crack


 
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Loophole - very long lavetory brush


 
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Pianist.-Peirs Morgan.


 
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