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Coincide - The act of giving money to an unworthy cause or window salesman. To commit coincide.
Silicide - to kill a clown
Diagnostic: Welsh non believer.
Herbicide. The woman next to me
Shimano - when you just realise you have got the right diameter seat post after all.
Window- first prize in par-bake off
Helmet - introduction to the devil.
Mendicant - Govan repair man
Diversion - A Welshman's take on what happened
Mozzarella : Fairytale in which a handsome young man turns into an evil old monster.
The lead singer of the Smiths?
Beer can - a Jamaican's favourite sandwich filling.
Fabricant - a cloth vagina
Shambolic - fake testicle
Shampoo-fake poo.
Gription- grip/traction.
What a brilliant idea for a thread; more like this please.
Or as a Yorkshireman would say, postmortem.
Liqueurs? Lick your own
Twerking - using Twitter at work
Politics - Numerous blood sucking parasites.
Don’t think I’ve quite got the hang of this...
E-business - Commerce in Yorkshire.
What a brilliant idea for a thread; more like this please.
Or as a Yorkshireman would say, postmortem.
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Clearly a quiet day at the office, Cougar has waaaaay too much free time on his hands!😁
Convex - an angry prisoner.
Implicit. Well, there's no law against being small.
Karabiner. When people treat your car like a trash-can.
(In Jamaican) Karabiner. "Dude, where's my car?"
Crumpet : A small fragment of French bread.
Towel : Bird of prey native to Bradford.
MTB: Hollow insect
On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at - I’m in Yorkshire next to a pile of rubbish
Assorted. Injured teddy.
Miscellaneous. A rocket shot up your bottom.
Cargo. A hit-and-run.
Miasma. "Have you seen my inhaler?"
Contretemps. A prisoner makes good their escape bid by going 'out on a limb'.
Paradigm. A fear of tenths.
Parlez. A hole in one!
Hereditary. A particularly crude punishment, reserved solely for the females of the tribe.
Many: of, or pertaining to men
Wind: to have won in the past
Gelatinous: female platypus
Brewery. Electric assist beer maker.
Behave - where posh, well spoken, bees live.
Infanticide. Baby on board.
Pungent. A witty bloke.
Crocodile - a receptacle full of phones.
Ragamuffin - A musical Jamaican mule
Eternity Property - marketing slogan of Yorkshire tea house.
Chronic.- Missing time.
Alert - something your country needs.
Student - the imprint on the bowl the morning after your mothers hotpot.
Camera - a period of history where they couldn't quite make a circle.
seatpost - armchair delivery service
dairy - a yorkshireman challenges his mate to ride that drop
Reverend.-A very speedy motorcycle courier.
Paradox.- Two boots.
Paradoxical.- Being kicked twice to the nuts.
Parabola.- Testes.
Bedridden - conventional copulation
Boomerang : A missed call from someone in their 60s.
Retard.- The toughest bloke in Newcassel.