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Coincide - The act of giving money to an unworthy cause or window salesman. To commit coincide.

Silicide - to kill a clown


 
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Diagnostic: Welsh non believer.


 
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Herbicide. The woman next to me


 
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Shimano - when you just realise you have got the right diameter seat post after all.

Window- first prize in par-bake off


 
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Helmet - introduction to the devil.


 
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Mendicant - Govan repair man


 
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Diversion - A Welshman's take on what happened


 
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Mozzarella : Fairytale in which a handsome young man turns into an evil old monster.

The lead singer of the Smiths?


 
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Beer can - a Jamaican's favourite sandwich filling.


 
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Fabricant - a cloth vagina


 
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Shambolic - fake testicle


 
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Shampoo-fake poo.
Gription- grip/traction.


 
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What a brilliant idea for a thread; more like this please.

Or as a Yorkshireman would say, postmortem.


 
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Liqueurs? Lick your own


 
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Twerking - using Twitter at work


 
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Politics - Numerous blood sucking parasites.

Don’t think I’ve quite got the hang of this...


 
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E-business - Commerce in Yorkshire.


 
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What a brilliant idea for a thread; more like this please.

Or as a Yorkshireman would say, postmortem.

👏👏👏👏


 
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Clearly a quiet day at the office, Cougar has waaaaay too much free time on his hands!😁


 
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Convex - an angry prisoner.


 
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Implicit. Well, there's no law against being small.

Karabiner. When people treat your car like a trash-can.


 
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(In Jamaican) Karabiner. "Dude, where's my car?"


 
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Crumpet : A small fragment of French bread.


 
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Towel : Bird of prey native to Bradford.


 
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MTB: Hollow insect


 
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On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at - I’m in Yorkshire next to a pile of rubbish


 
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Assorted. Injured teddy.
Miscellaneous. A rocket shot up your bottom.


 
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Cargo. A hit-and-run.

Miasma. "Have you seen my inhaler?"

Contretemps. A prisoner makes good their escape bid by going 'out on a limb'.

Paradigm. A fear of tenths.

Parlez. A hole in one!

Hereditary. A particularly crude punishment, reserved solely for the females of the tribe.


 
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Many: of, or pertaining to men


 
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Wind: to have won in the past


 
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Gelatinous: female platypus


 
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Brewery. Electric assist beer maker.


 
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Behave - where posh, well spoken, bees live.


 
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Infanticide. Baby on board.

Pungent. A witty bloke.


 
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Crocodile - a receptacle full of phones.

Ragamuffin - A musical Jamaican mule


 
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Eternity Property - marketing slogan of Yorkshire tea house.


 
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Chronic.- Missing time.


 
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Alert - something your country needs.


 
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Student - the imprint on the bowl the morning after your mothers hotpot.


 
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Camera - a period of history where they couldn't quite make a circle.


 
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seatpost - armchair delivery service
dairy - a yorkshireman challenges his mate to ride that drop


 
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Reverend.-A very speedy motorcycle courier.

Paradox.- Two boots.

Paradoxical.- Being kicked twice to the nuts.

Parabola.- Testes.


 
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Bedridden - conventional copulation


 
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Boomerang : A missed call from someone in their 60s.


 
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Retard.- The toughest bloke in Newcassel.


 
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