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Countryside: the act of killing Piers Morgan.

Insolent: Where you end up if you jump off the Isle of Wight ferry.

Irish: Mildly annoyed.

Backwards: A place to recover from osteopathic surgery.

Transparent: When your dad becomes your mum.

Listlessness: The feeling of panic induced when you can't remember what you needed to buy at the Supermarket.


 
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Crepuscular - Bodybuilder’s training shoes.


 
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Analysis - not sitting comfortably


 
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Support - somewhere to dock your paddleboard


 
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Singletrack - somewhere to hang your vests


 
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Analysis – not sitting comfortably

Or why your female sibling is popular with the boys.


 
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Twerk: Where a Yorkshireman goes for eight hours a day.


 
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Or why your female sibling is popular with the boys.

Isn’t your sister named Teresa because your Mum really likes Easter?


 
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Nazi Gold: Retro radio station playing all the classics from 1940s Germany.


 
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Horlicks: Something you generally have to pay extra for.

Hormone: What happens when you don't.


 
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Isn’t your sister named Teresa because your Mum really likes Easter?

For the sheltered and innocent among us?


 
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Mashed: Where I keep ma tools.


 
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For the sheltered and innocent among us?

My real name is Alan.


 
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Biomorph: A the story of Tony Hart


 
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Xenomorph: A Plasticine warrior princess.


 
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Ilk: A poorly moose.


 
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Polyamoury: Viagra for parrots.

Polyfilla: Bird seed.


 
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Cooperative: Of or pertaining to barrel-makers.


 
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Hailstones: Rough diamonds in Glasgow, prior to cutting and polishing.


 
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ee by gum. Yorkshire addicts preferred method of injecting club drugs.


 
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Diagnostic: One who remains unconvinced of the existence of two gods.


 
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Perfect: Noise made by a post-coital cat.


 
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Tap:Yorkshire phone software.


 
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Reliable - guilty again


 
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Nasal:In relation to space exploration.


 
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Reliable – guilty again

👏👏👏👏👏


 
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Herecy:A guide to beachcombing.


 
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Please: payment made for entry to public toilets.


 
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Dermal: Where German shoppers go.
Sub-arachnoid:a navy spider.


 
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Canopy : long lasting food supply for a post apocalypse Binners


 
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viable - six times more able than being able.

Treaties - unhealthy sweet snacks


 
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Bifurcate: a woman who would, for the Duchess of Cambridge.


 
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Testiculate: waving your arms in the air, talking bollocks


 
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Herbicide - Scrapping a Volkswagen


 
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Punctuation - Decommissioning Johnny Rotten


 
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Propensity - large town full of high quality writing instruments


 
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Retire - change a puncture.


 
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Diagnostic: someone who really doesn't care about the Daily Fail's obsession with Harry & Wills Mum

Remember: the act of reversing a sex change woman back to a bloke


 
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Polkadot - Amazon's less successful smart speaker that had a penchant for playing Central European folk music


 
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Tango: An express sunbed salon.

Herbicide – Scrapping a Volkswagen

Oh, very good.


 
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Mozzarella : Fairytale in which a handsome young man turns into an evil old monster.


 
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Dandelion; smartest big cat on the Savannah

Khaki: for use starting your car.


 
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Incandescent: when a spider lowers itself into your can of beer


 
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Nugatory - plot to assassinate Boris Johnson from orbit.

Its the only way to be sure.


 
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