Admit it, you all read the original as this, didn't you?
Depends - these new washing machines are pretty efficient - must be less than £1?
Is there enough funds in the kitty?
Cats are apparently more polished nowadays. It's the current style I am led to believe.
Half a pint of blood, a pair of trousers and a large tub of Sudocrem?
Why would you machine an Eastern European cat?
If it's a stainless steel cat, then polish it just like the rest of your performance exhaust system.
I've a feline you started this thread on purrpuss to upset the cat lovers.
will polishing remove sudocrem?
You can't polish a sudocremed cat, but you can roll it in glitter.
And I thought collusion with a lorry was an odd concept...
Don't you use the cat to polish the car?
If it's a stainless steel cat,
Harry Harrison's lawyers are on the phone.
Sounds like the purrfect way to start the day..
@slowoldman ... Of course not. You don't want sudocrem on the paintwork!!! 😆
A gentleman always hand polishes a pussy.
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