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Dirty Harry, Officer Dibble? Who would you be and why?
Is it just between those two, or can I be Jack Regan if I like?
Why? Because of his superb taste in ties.
Shaft
reason - coolness
Gene Hunt
the bad lieutenant...... if you have seen it you'll understand
Columbo - general shabbyness.
Oh sorry - anyone, i was just using those as examples, i'd be Officer Michaels from superbad!
Not strickly a cop but I think I'd be Patrick Jane from the Mentalist just for sheer know-it-all-ness and being such a clever sod!
Sherriff Rosco P Coltrane
Reason? Well according to Wikipedia:
Rosco's mentality is that of a fun-loving kid. He speaks with a childish vernacular and repeats his favorite catch phrases constantly, one of which was his laugh itself, which was a choppy and excited chuckle that was produced from the back of the throat ("Kew-kew-kew!") and became one of the most recognizable aspects of the character. He is easily excitable and genuinely enjoys law enforcement, especially chasing criminals, which he refers to as "hot pursuit". Rosco's favorite story is "Jack and the Beanstalk".
Someone has shamelessly plagerised my obituary!
well def not "Monk"
😉
"Monkfeeesh" maybe . . . . stinkie pinkies
Serpico
Apart from the smoking LAPD officer Martin Riggs most of all he get to do Rene Russo 😀
Horatio Caine
There sure are some lovely ladies, only downer is the ginger barnet
If your after the women couldn't do no worse than being Mike Lowrey he's rich dresses snazzy and drives a Ferrari. Only down size is the dumbo ears.
Constable Hamish Macbeth
Ooh Good one!
Vic Mackie from The Shield - sheer bad ass
Jimmy Macnulty from The Wire -hard drinking/intelligent/womaniser who gos straight
or Taggart - "THURZ BIN A MURRRRDERRRRR" {as an aside I once got off with a gorgeous english lass on holiday once as result saying this phrase in my Scottish accent}
McNulty from The Wire.
Or Bunk, or Lester, or...
Dexter 🙂
Not a film yet (maybe one day?)but Jack Reacher
Lieutenant Frank Drebin - naked gun and police squad /
Total class
I'd go for Columbo too. Scruffy, genius, unassuming.... so like me it's scary.
DI Burnside
Rick Deckard
Got to be about as cool as it gets, plus you get to sleep with Sean Young 😀
Matt
gene hunt for the 1 liners
Dixon, of Dock Green
A decent copper, capturing ordinary decent criminals like Ronnie Biggs or the Krays, and putting them in prison
And then I'd like to be the chief prison guard from the Shawshank Redemption, and beat them to death in their cells
Morse: MkII Jag, Oxford, fond of a drink, good taste in music.
Jacques Clouseau
Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen and I compliment you on it, it suits you!
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat... iz not my dog!












