MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
Apparently, my love is like an antelope....
Feel quite good about myself now.
Wham, takedown to brass tacks?
You own many females and fight to keep your stock?
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Gazelle you numpty, gazelle!
Gah, can't believe you forgot!
Mrs Semtex
A gazelle is an antelope surely?
That's what she said. His gazelle is like an antelope.
Isn't a Gazelle a small chopper.....?
I'd be asking what's she broken if you're getting compliments....
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Interesting couple.
The male has a forum name of a powerful, odourless plastic explosive and his missus likens his loving to what translates to fast or agile from behind. 😉
Though that does depend which bible you are using as reference.
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Does he smell a bit cheesy?
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you want pics of melons, cougar ?
she's only been on here a few inutes and her bloke's around too 🙄
so not sexual semtex then?Simon_Semtex
If I got' a compliment I'd want 'her indoors to say you are just like..
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This is the origin of the phrase;
"My lover is like a swift gazelle or a young stag. Look, there he is behind the wall, looking through the window, peering into the room."
Song of Solomon 2:9
not quite sure what Mrs Semtex is saying here 😉
not quite sure what Mrs Semtex is saying here 😉
You're better than your mate...