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Apparently, my love is like an antelope....
Feel quite good about myself now.
Wham, takedown to brass tacks?
You own many females and fight to keep your stock?
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Gazelle you numpty, gazelle!
Gah, can't believe you forgot!
Mrs Semtex
A gazelle is an antelope surely?
That's what she said. His gazelle is like an antelope.
Isn't a Gazelle a small chopper.....?
I'd be asking what's she broken if you're getting compliments....
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Interesting couple.
The male has a forum name of a powerful, odourless plastic explosive and his missus likens his loving to what translates to fast or agile from behind. 😉
Though that does depend which bible you are using as reference.
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Does he smell a bit cheesy?
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you want pics of melons, cougar ?
she's only been on here a few inutes and her bloke's around too 🙄
so not sexual semtex then?Simon_Semtex
If I got' a compliment I'd want 'her indoors to say you are just like..
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This is the origin of the phrase;
"My lover is like a swift gazelle or a young stag. Look, there he is behind the wall, looking through the window, peering into the room."
Song of Solomon 2:9
not quite sure what Mrs Semtex is saying here 😉
not quite sure what Mrs Semtex is saying here 😉
You're better than your mate...