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[Closed] Colleague keeps switching off the WIFI as it 'makes her feel ill'

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Posted : 29/11/2017 2:58 pm
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Scroll down for tips on decalcifying your third eye.
I find a wire brush and gritting your teeth usually works.

Along a similar line, I picked up on the article this morning - sounds like similar issues, just different sources.
[url= https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/29/how-to-catch-wind-turbine-syndrome-by-hearing-about-it-and-then-worrying?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU+Today+main+NEW+H+categories&utm_term=254432&subid=23201724&CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2 ]How to catch Wind Turbine Syndrome[/url]


 
Posted : 29/11/2017 4:27 pm
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She has anxiety, this will probably be just one symptom of it.

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Or she could be an attention-seeking twunt.

I've known plenty of colleagues who have 'eccentricities' that are bugger all to do with their anxiety and a whole lot more to do with being basically intensely dull yet irritating people. A lot of tiresome people use crap like this to get attention. It's their 'thing'.

Buy the same egg as her, but paint it garish colours in spiky patterns and claim it is an egg that emits negative energy as you thrive on pressure and confrontation. When she rats you out to the boss claim that it is part of a deeply held religious conviction you have hitherto kept hidden.


 
Posted : 29/11/2017 6:59 pm
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Swap the egg for a wireless vibrating one...


 
Posted : 29/11/2017 7:46 pm
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smash the egg

tell her it hatched....


 
Posted : 29/11/2017 8:46 pm
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She has a brain cloud. The only known cure is to jump into a volcano.


 
Posted : 29/11/2017 8:47 pm
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I think the OP is going to have to call this one out - we have Wifi in every office built in in every room.

The only issues we have is with folk with light intolerance to the LED lighting, which can be a bit 'full on' but we turn it down and the rest suffer.

Fully understanding of the light issues, but one person has to be accommodated else where, without affecting the others. We've had seriously light affected people in their own office (genuine medical issues).

Others have decided the office lights are too bright and have complained too hell. I have a physical disability following getting my spine broken cycling to work, so my sit-stand desk only fitted in one place in the office (stupid idea of having 4-6 desks all fitted together). They all decided the folk with low light needed to sit where I did. Down side, I work with spreadsheets and paper sheets of data, and couldn't see the information on the desk... I ended up being moved 3 floors away.. I only wanted normal lighting.

She should actually move to a small office, or far end of the room !


 
Posted : 29/11/2017 9:02 pm
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Switch a radio on to eat all the nasty energy - Radio 1 should be just her cup of tea 🙂


 
Posted : 29/11/2017 10:42 pm
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surely they don't allow radio waves in the office ?

that egg'll be on oeuferload !


 
Posted : 29/11/2017 10:45 pm
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When I search for WiFi on my phone for instance my phone displays several possible WiFi sources from which I choose the relevant one to connect too.

Is your WiFi connection the only one that can be found in the office, if not tell her so she can feel permanently ill.

😈 😆


 
Posted : 29/11/2017 10:58 pm
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