Clogger's Special Goat Plucker

Founders' Golden Cow Dodger

I like that 🙂 I might use it for real

I knew it!

CFH's first name is Cuthbert.

Fisher's Vintage Cock Tosser

[i]CFH's first name is Cuthbert. [/i]

or his Mum's.

Fisher's Bitter Goat Wobbler.

But mainly you're now created a thirst that'll cause me to rush this last piece of work and drive like a maniac to get home to the pub.

oostler's golden badger botherer 😀

Fishers vintage spaniel biter

Fishers bitter donkey slurper! Magic.... thats the name of my next all grain brew sorted. 8)

Chandlers Nutty Cock Tickler

Cobblers Fruity Donky Choker... !

turners fruity toad worrier : /

Mason's Dark Pheasant Tosser

Fisher's Dark Badger Fancier

Weaver's Zesty Goat Worrier 😀

(not sure I'd want to try that)

or his Mum's.

Explain.

Peeler's Zesty Cock Worrier 🙂

[i]Explain. [/i]

errrm, turns out I'm hard of reading. 😳

Turners smooth badger snapper 😀

Chandler's Nutty Spaniel Teaser

Chandler's Nutty Toad Shagger

Shepherds Golden Donkey Slurper.

It'd be fun working up the artwork for that one!

Ostlers Nutty Lobster Dodger 😕

Ostlers smooth cow licker..

Fletchers dark pheasant fancier.
Sounds great where can I get some ?

Cooper's Heavy Goat Biter.

errrm, turns out I'm hard of reading.

Sometimes, one can be a bit too quick to go in for the kill 😉

Ostler's Pale Goat Fancier
🙂

Mason's Fruity Cow Licker...
Not convinced I'd buy a pint, but would be open to a sample!

Weaver's smooth toad biter 😕

Ostlers Ruby Badger Tickler - thing is I've tickled a Ruby's Badger once or was she an Ostler? Think she was Danish or Dutch maybe?

Fishers Golden Rabbit Licker

I'm sure I've had that before

Mason's Golden Toad Dodger

Mrs D is even better though:

Fisher's Heavy Goat Choker

Turner's pale lobster dodger

Grooms Golden Spaniel Shagger 😆

I kid you not...

Hilarious

Ostler's Sweet Rat Lifter

:/

Ostlers heavy rat biter!

Sounds good, pint please and a packet of scabs ta

Fletchers Smooth Rabbit Tosser

The micro brewery in the village lets you brew your own beers, so now I have the name....!

Groom's Pale Lobster Botherer

Lobster? Bah, overgrown sea-roaches.

Clerks smooth ferret teaser

sheppherds golden lobster tosser

an excellent find!

Weavers Vintage Pheasant Tickler
Very apt

Grooms Strong Toad Lifter

I'm sure I've had that somewhere?

Clerks Fruity Cock Beater

Does it know just how successful my sex life is just now?

Cooper's Pale Goat Worrier
Mmmm [s]beer[/s] goats

Clerk's Fruity Pheasant Chaser

Shepherds Zesty Goat Worrier

Fishers Vintage Donkey Worrier. 🙂

Fishers Smooth Ferret Worrier

I'm a donkey shagger..

Now let me see what that chart says....

Ostlers vintage ferret tickler... 😆

Turners old toad botherer

Turner's Dark Cock Dodger. 😯

Turner's Old Badger Shagger 😆

Turners sweet cock dodger

Shepherds Golden Donkey Slurper.

It'd be fun working up the artwork for that one!

Hopefully Jamie is working on this (and others) right now.

Groom's Warm Goat Fancier.

Obviously named after one of the regulars

Masons special spaniel beater...
That might raise an eye at the bar!