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Post some other stuff somebody, I'm glum and need to laugh.
I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got 1 arm bless him.
I shouted, "Where you off to Charlie?"
He said "I'm going to change a light bulb."
I laughed my ****ing head off and said that's gonna be a bit awkward ain't it?
"Not really" he said, "I've still got the ****in receipt, you spiteful ****"
me & lou were sitting in the living room and i said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." So she unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer....
My wife said I could never get past my Phil Collins obsession, but take a look at me now!
I thought my girlfriend understood my obsession with the Monkees, but then I saw her face...
I just tried a cookie recipe that Bonnie Tyler gave me. They're alright but every now and then they fall apart.
Went in my garden and thought I heard my onions singing Bee Gees hits, but it was just the chives talking.
Thanks guys 😆 that could have been my dad teaching me to ride..
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