Porsche driving bad guys - ruthless, clinical and perverted.
Range rover bad guys - thugs who like to provide medical adjustments using a baseball bat with a nail driven through it.
ps.. no posting jaguar adverts, or the boys in the range rover will be sent round to have a word.
Range Rovers are mostly driven by mums dropping kids off at school aren't they?
Hot hatch bad guys - chavs with poor taste in music who can't walk to the bins in McDonalds car park.
Must be great being in a relationship with an Audi driving bad guy - full of surprises with no indication of their intentions.
Range Rovers are mostly driven by mums dropping kids off at school aren't they?
That would be range rover evoque, in bad guy terms they would wear paisley shirts and flounce because they took a penknife to a gun fight.
I never forget filtering past traffic on the bike, White RR Evoque took exception to this and veered out. I questioned his reason, he moaned, waffled on, no taxes, etc, anyway my response was that he's just annoyed at sitting in traffic and couldn't assert his 'dominance' whilst driving his 5 grand Range Rover.
At which point his parter/wife, silent up to now shouts up "5 GRAND!?" as I ride off.
Now obviously, a vehicle like this is only driven for ego boost and some kind of weird superiority as if 'we've made it'. Anyway it always make me smile as I often see similar Evoques for sale..for..wait for it .. 5 GRAND
Oh and any slightly modded black, white Seat Leon, Audi A3, S3, type, is the official county lines vehicle of choice.
At which point his parter/wife, silent up to now shouts up "5 GRAND!?" as I ride off.
Now obviously, a vehicle like this is only driven for ego boost and some kind of weird superiority as if 'we've made it'. Anyway it always make me smile as I often see similar Evoques for sale..for..wait for it .. 5 GRAND
You sometimes get similar sort of energy from someone yelling that you should get a car or "are you too poor to own a car?!", usually shouted from some absolute banger of a vehicle to someone on a bike worth £5000.
Range Rovers are mostly driven by mums dropping kids off at school aren't they?
I was once walking through a multi-storey car park, the kind with plenty of pillars and tight spaces. There was a lady there who had managed to really quite impressively wedge her Range Rover between a pillar on one side and a wall on the other. She'd clearly had a couple of goes at getting it out as the wings were trashed. Anyway, she'd got it to a point where she couldn't get the rear doors open, so she'd had to get her kid out of the back via the boot (the boot lid was also slammed up against the car park roof).
When I got there she was on the phone to her (I assume) partner, screaming
"I never wanted the f%^&ing thing in the first place!
It was you're f%^&ing idea you f%^&ing d1ck!
I said it was too f%^&ing big!
I wanted a f%^&ing mini!"
Capture driving bad guys: off to the prostate appointment.
Old model Clio driving bad girls: were all too old but remember when they drove old 4Ls, 5s and 2CVs .
BMW driving bad girls: It's not mine it's his, it massages his ego and my young lover massages mine.
Audi driving bad IT serfs. Please don't scratch it, it's my pride and joy, it's the only thing I've got going for me.
Gus Fring has great car sense, I'd have one of those in a heartbeat.
elderly CRA in large (often black) 4 door German saloons. These folks would be much much better off in a smaller car, but I dunno; status, wealth, whatever, and here they are. Can't really see out of it, certainly can't reverse it, indicators optional.
Range Rovers are mostly driven by mums dropping kids off at school aren't they
The new Land Rovers are driven by blokes wearing a Thrudark ‘tactical’ gilet, who think that if they’d have joined the army instead of becoming an accountant, they’d definitely be in SAS by now
To be fair, the only Evoque driving school run mum I actually knew was married to a farmer and the track to the farm was a nightmare apart from maybe two weeks a year.
This thread needs a 'powered by fairydust' sticker and headlight lashes.
You sometimes get similar sort of energy from someone yelling that you should get a car or "are you too poor to own a car?!", usually shouted from some absolute banger of a vehicle to someone on a bike worth £5000.
Had that..
Guy in his aging Nissan micra wound down the window and said something similar to me as I sat on my 10k sworks at the lights. My response was along the lines of 'google how much my bike cost you xxxxing peasant' ..not my proudest moment, but tbf he was being a dick...
Bad drivers drive all kind of cars, you just remember the stereotypes more..
You sometimes get similar sort of energy from someone yelling that you should get a car or "are you too poor to own a car?!", usually shouted from some absolute banger of a vehicle to someone on a bike worth £5000.
Had that..
Guy in his aging Nissan micra wound down the window and said something similar to me as I sat on my 10k sworks at the lights. My response was along the lines of 'google how much my bike cost you xxxxing peasant' ..not my proudest moment, but tbf he was being a dick...
Bad drivers drive all kind of cars, you just remember the stereotypes more..
Somewhere, there's a parallel 'bikes and stereotypes' thread...
The new Land Rovers are driven by blokes wearing a Thrudark ‘tactical’ gilet, who think that if they’d have joined the army instead of becoming an accountant, they’d definitely be in SAS by now
Spot on!
Range Rovers / Velars / Evoques ...
- People who would enjoy a holiday in Dubai
- 'Driveway technicians'