I was just wondering, but do fish sleep. And where, do they just float about or snuggle down with a nice rock pillow on the sea bed?
I think as they get older, they sleep less well - getting up several times in the night to pass water ...
A fish carp swims into a wall in it's sleep and exclaims "dam".
Fish do enter what we would describe as a sleep state. And like humans, they often find it difficult to surface in the morning.
What do you call a sleeping fish? A kipper.
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "Have you got a license to drive this thing?"
What kind of fish only comes out at night? A starfish.
You can tune a guitar. But you can't tuna fish. Unless of course you play Bass
I love the way these threads smoke out all the bad jokes. The ones that fall flat and leave you floundering for laughs.
