[Closed] Calling all ladies - FSB

Many thanks Tinker Belle. Made me smile !

sorry tink, you got my letters jumbled 🙁
Friday [b]SFB[/b]:
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LOL - I did wonder if anyone think I had gotten FSB and SFB confused...

C'mon the rest of you guys.....

Thanks Tinker belle, have been wanting to post a Friday pic of the most delectable man in the world for ages...... It's Sufjan Stevens:

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oh my.

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oh... i get it. the img button.

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Oh yes must agree oh my....

so we need to cultivate the sulky look ?

oh yes very much so - slightly moody looks are good....

I know.... a bit of an odd choice!
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and [b]round[/b] glasses not rectangular ??

London-lady - not odd at all - Hmmm had some how forgotten about him...

Very nice...

BTW - am I the only one who has a bit of a thing for Mr Howard?

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hold up, hold up! I'm trying to make a checklist for masculine irresistability, but the ground keeps shifting:

1) shirt open or off
2) pants at half mast
3) sulky look
4) dishevelled hair (or perhaps none)
5) designer stubble...

And I thought the thread title was short for "Calling all ladies - Fat Simon's Back!"

You forgot "wears specs".....:-)

You forgot "wears specs".....:-)

hey, [b]*I*[/b] wear specs!! We may be onto something here 🙂 But what [b]shape[/b] ?

Being rich and famous helps. Not that the girls on here are shallow or anything 😆

Specs are a definite plus, shape doesn't matter as long as it suits your face....

Famous only helps because we can find your pics on google images, it gets a bit stalker-esque when you start posting pictures of randoms you know...

Stalkers? On the net? Whatever next.

Being rich and famous helps

not impecunious and notorious ?

I thought women liked the slightly dangerous looking guys

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yeah, we blokes are going to be whimpering when we get stalked by biker totty 🙁

Yes, SFB, and you must also wear a stripey shirt, cowboy hat and play the banjo.

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However, sulky is not a prerequisite, my other pin up:

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3) sulky look
4) hair
5) stubble...

You forgot "wears specs".....:-)

Well all of my photos meets that criteria 😉

I really must object to this kind of sexist objectifying of men.

if BA Barabus in dungas can be a pin up then I give up 🙁

I really must object to this kind of sexist objectifying of men.

speak for yourself, I could do with being objectified several times. Right now!

on instruction from my GF...

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sporty - check

facial hair - check

sulky - check (at least he was the time I met him)

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Nice young man!!!

so someone sporty with facial hair and looking sulky.....

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1) shirt open or off
2) pants at half mast
3) sulky look
4) dishevelled hair
5) designer stubble...

That's me, every morning! 🙂

I thought women liked the slightly dangerous looking guys

Not homicidal psychotic maniacs, though.

Here's my personal fave, second after Foxyboy/Juan though.

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*/blow kiss to Jojo/*

Thanks you have just made my day 😀
Mucho love
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You're welcome 🙂 Can I post a pic of you for the delectation of the STW chicks?

yes off course you can anything to please you 😉

Can I post a pic of you for the delectation of the STW chicks?

From previous threads, I think he's quite capable of [s]whoring himself[/s] putting his own pics up 😉

Yay - nice to see FSB back on track! Here's my fave man at the moment:

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Hubba hubba!! 😉

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OOOh thanks Aleigh - how could I have forgotten about him....?

Yeah he's very nice isn't he!

I might get lynched for this, but I'm sorry, he really does it for me lately:

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There's nothing like a picture of Tom Boonen with a plastic hedgehog on his arse...

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I know! I know! *slaps forhead*

I can't help it, it's his confidence and his underlying concern (once you see past the F bombs), and the man can friggin' cook.

I probably need professional help. 😕

it's his confidence and his underlying concern (once you see past the F bombs)

that's why I like him too! He uses the raw obscenity to cut through the bullshit, but it can't hide his empathy and understanding 🙂

Will probably get flamed for this but I do like him....

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Ok - yes I know I have slightly odd taste in men...

Ooh, tinkerbelle...not had a Yul fix for a while!
Thankyou!!

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(am finally catching up with Spooks series 1). He does pose with less clothing, but I think looks better as this.

but I think looks better as this.

not so much sulky as constipated 🙁

SFB if you look this good constipated I take my hat off to you!

SFB if you look this good constipated I take my hat off to you!

I make no claim to looking good but I am more smiley :o)
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Simon, please stop posting pictures of yourself.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, anyone?

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Simon, please stop posting pictures of yourself.

no

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Grey, wrinkled, balding and gorgeous.

He was going to be my next post! Depending on whether or not I got shouted down for my second one.

so this is where all you women are on stw
few blokes for you there =)
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another bloke i like is adam levine

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where are all the stw male pics then?

SFB is the little Chuckle Brother!

where are all the stw male pics then?

[b]punkass[/b] won't let me do no mower 🙁
All the others are balding fatties and/or spoken for...

where are all the stw male pics then?

The flash won't go off on my crappy camera.

The flash won't go off on my crappy camera.

moody and shadowy can be flattering 🙂

go outside and take one when it's sunny! use you're initiative 😉

Punkass, I can cook a bit, and I swear ALL the time! (Flutters eyelashes)

Considering SFB is actually 78, he's not doing too badly, you know...

Can someone post up a piccy of Alain Baxter for me please.
My naked calender of him is back at home and I need my fix.

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moody and shadowy or creepy and sinister?

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😉

Oh, well done aleigh!
I remember posting that piccy last time bunnyhop requested it!

And strangely, it received a right slagging off by quite a few male posters!!!

A touch of the green eyed monster perhaps??

He really is truely magnificant!!! 😆

I knew someone had posted it before - it's a great shot isn't it?!

Yeah I agree, they're just jealous.....at least we don't slag off the pics they put up of women on that A&A thread!

[b]aleigh[/b] you'll go blind you know!

And strangely, it received a right slagging off by quite a few male posters!!!

I think I only suggested he's tucked it between his legs :o)

ah ha - so it was you!

Thanks Aleigh.

Wild hair: Check.
Moody: Check.
Stubble: Check
Dangerous: Check.
Likely to appear on Crimewatch: Check.
Likely to be Sectioned under the Mental Health Act: Check.

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What more could a woman want?!?!

CAUTION: May cause milk to curdle. May also put you off yer dinner.

witwoo!

Oh go on then, just be gentle with me 😕

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yeah but i reckon that photo was taken 15 years ago...

witwoo!

Is there an owl in here??

Alain is sculpted, but just too smooth and those tattoos look stick on!!

HJ for me 🙂

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Is it just me that likes a "geek"
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Is it just me that likes a "geek"

Errr yes.

Who's HJ, he's gorgeous!

HJ = Hugh Jackman