MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!
IGMC
Gouda God that was awful
What music does cheese like best?
R'n' Brie
I'm here all day
Why did the one-legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his stilton.
Stop, I camembert it any more....
Why did Fred get banned from STW
He was Emental.
Did you hear about the explosion at a French cheese factory?
All that was left was de Brie.
When should you go on a cheese diet?
When you need to Cheddar few pounds.
What cheese do you use to encourage a teddy?
What cheese is made backwards?
How do the welsh eat cheese?
Didn't we do this last year?
Why is it windy in the cheese Isles?
Because of the bries
I've got some cheese jokes I can't put on here - they're Blue.
How can you tell if cheese has exploded?
There's deBrie everywhere.
What's a pirates favourite cheese?
CheddARRRGGHHH!!!
What does a cheese say when it looks at itself in the mirror?
Halloumi
What cheese with which to hide a horse?
Mascarpone!
Why did the cheese paint his wife twice?
Because he double gloucester
Why should you never make a jumper out of cheese?
Because fromage frais...
A man goes to the bank for a loan to start a business. The bank manager asks what he intends to do.
"I'm going to start a cafe, sell coffee to take out and call it 'Starbucks'," replies Mr. Man.
"I think it's been done already," says the bank manager. "Come back when you have an original idea!"
A week later, Mr. Man goes back to the bank. "You'll love this one," he says. "Me and the wife are going to open a cheap-as-chips supermarket, pile it high, sell it cheap sort of thing! We thought 'Aldi' might be a good name!"
After a quick face-palm, the bank manager says, "I think it's been done already. Come back when you have an original idea!"
A month later, Mr. Man re-appears. "I've got it this time," he tells the bank manager. "I'm going to start importing cheese, but not any old cheese!"
At this the bank manager's interest is piqued. "Go on...," he says.
"Well," says Mr. Man, "all the cheese is going to be sourced from the Middle East, and one country in particular - Israel!"
"Wow!" says the bank manager, "this is a great idea - I don't know of such a niche cheese shop anywhere, so it could work. What are you going to call the business?"
"Cheeses of Nazareth!"
I'm here all week...
Edam is made backwards
What cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
i love cheese. Ive got a cheese Fetaish
Thank you very much
Whey!
Why did the priests leave the church of cheese?
Because there was a stinking bishop.