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Do you think his wife could kill him if she wanted just by reaching for a high shelf whilst wearing her most thrilling undies?
Good old Brucie. His life must be as exciting and dangerous as sharing a house with a panther.
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LEG END!
His life must be as exciting and dangerous as sharing a house with a panther.
Greatest quote of the week. Sir, I salute you.
I'm not a fan
I thought he came across as a tosser.
his chin was used as the template for burger kings whopper boxes, apparently.
Do you think his wife could kill him if she wanted just by reaching for a high shelf whilst wearing her most thrilling undies?
no all you would have to do is re-arrange the raisins on his porridge and he'd flip out
(for those that didnt see it, EVERY morning without fail he has a bowl of porrdige and then puts raisins and lots of other stuff ontop BUT it must be done a certain way)
i thought he was mad as a box of monkeys
[i]I thought he came across as a tosser.[/i]
I thought the documentary editor came across as a tosser 🙂
I know men 10 years his junior who struggle to get up the stairs at night.
He's already beyond the average life expectancy of a man of his age; so he has a few cranky ideas about his cereal – perhaps you should consider how incredible he still is, physically at that age and how your own parents / grandparents were / are at 80 and bring that into the equation before shooting him down in flames.
1/3rd of the UK’s population have some form of dementia from their 60’s onwards – my God, If I could still attract a woman like that even now, at 46, I’d die with a smile on my face and a box of frogs on my cereal every morning if needs be!
He's already beyond the average life expectancy of a man of his age
eh?
He's actually quite a nice bloke from the one experience I actually have of him. I was in a cinema in Staines and the film was just starting when he and his wife came in, he was hugely apologetic for making us all stand up to let him in the row.
he did seem a ****t in what i saw of that programme arrogant, rude etc
but imo he just makes awful awful tv shows!
1/3rd of the UK’s population have some form of dementia from their 60’s onwards
Not true not even close
http://www.alzscot.org/pages/statistics.htm
He's already beyond the average life expectancy of a man of his age
absolutely my favourite quote ever!
I used to work with his daughter - that's all.
[i]He's already beyond the average life expectancy of a man of his age[/i]
classic.
and I'm not actually that heavy for a man of my weight.
🙂
I'm deceptively fast for a man of my speed
I am shorter than the average height for a man my size.
It is a classic but we all know what he meant.
ethethetheth didn't he do well, ladies and gentlemen?
Good game, good game!
He's already beyond the average life expectancy of a man of his age; 😯
"Nice to see you,.........to see you.....nice"
For a man of my intelligence, I'm fairly dim!