Should have know better, the beans were either under ground or over ground.
Crack on
A womble ripped you off?
Cholet not.
<span style="color: #444444; font-size: 12px; background-color: #eeeeee;">the beans were either under ground or over ground.</span>
So a grindr-related search led you to Wimbledon Common, but left you unsatisfied?
Cheers gents but was hoping for a bit of a joke thread.
I’ll get back to the thread about how unfunny Micky Flanagan is.
My wife asked me to pass her the lipbalm and I gave her the superglue by mistake.
She's still not talking to me.
More like it.
Bought a do<span style="color: #444444; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.4px;">g from a blacksmith. soon as i </span><span style="font-size: 0.8rem; line-height: 1.3;"> </span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.4px;">got home it made a bolt for the door</span>
Billoxy laptop.
Bought a dog from a blacksmith, soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.
What's 1ft long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What is black and plastic and floats on the sea? Binbag the sailor