Can't wait for the film
Who'll be boris?
I hope he has to be sedated and removed on a stretcher.......
......but not just yet.
The longer he stays, the better for Labour.
Plus, I'm rather enjoying this. 🙃
Resignation ticker up to 38 now.
“20,20,24 hours to go, I want Bor-is sedated”
... it’s that they don’t mess about when it comes to showing people the door when they fall out of favour within the party.
Not when the public is behind Boris. The only way to find out is GE. Do they have the footballs to take that risk?
Plus, I’m rather enjoying this. 🙃
Rolling news at the moment is the best telly I’ve watched in years. It’s like a live feed from some weird medieval court. I’m just hoping it ends with a Game of Thrones style execution
Can’t wait for the film
Who’ll be boris?
Danny Devito
I hope he has to be sedated and removed on a stretcher…….
I don't, I hope they have to prise his fingers off the No. 10 door frame, drag him down the road and dump him in the street on the public side of the security fence.
I am also rather enjoying this.
This is great entertainment.
I'm concerned I'm enjoying this slow and lingering end of Boris, like enjoying a bullfight
My MP Jake Berry still supporting Boris - which is good as then hopefully he'll be gone next election as well.
Can’t wait for the film
Who’ll be boris?
Baron Harkonnen is portrayed by Stellan Skarsgård in the 2021 Denis Villeneuve film Dune, He could do quite a good job I reckon.
Can’t wait for the film
Who’ll be boris?
Riz Ahmed - BoJo's dad would especially love that
I’ve got my ‘Zombie Maggot’ filter on. I can see he’s posting, but it just scrambles the words to an incontinent line of characters. Am I missing anything?
No. That really is what he’s posting.
RNP i doubt it, hes my MP as well, he's greasier than the greased piglet in chief. He us the archtypal Tory career politician.
You don’t hear as much about them because they aren’t hogging the limelight and doing corrupt and borderline illegal things.
They need power to change things. Without that they are just staying in the background like a cog in the machine.
Even Patel is in #10
Is that to help remove him or will the potential rebel ministers be waking up in Rwanda?
I can imagine that conversation:
Are you lot going to see Boris? I 100% support him.
Yes, sorry but we want rid.
Are you going to kick him out? Out of his house? In the middle of his dinner?
Errrm, yes. Sorry.
**** yeah. I'm up for that.
Absolutely love that Johnson is refusing to budge
Every minute he stays he looks more delusional and the Tories look less fit to govern
In the end all because Johnson wanted to protect a sex abuser
!!!
I want Boris gone. Also the Conservatives. If Boris clings on I think it would be good for an anti Conservative swing come the election, but I worry for what that would mean for the country in the run up as Boris does whatever he feels best serves his own interests. Miserable.
Edit: +1 Kimbers and bruneep above. Lol at Kwasi!
Glad to see that Alastair Jack is still supporting Boris, He can join Boris on the Tory pyre as his rule goes up in flames
From a couple of pages back.
Seriously. Is he fired or can he “zombie it out”?
Once a new Conservative party leader is elected the Queen will select the new PM and at that point Mr Johnson is fired. (David Allen Green for all things constitutional).
Brace, brace, brace.
Reckon Carrie will still be in the flat if/when Boris ever makes it back there? Or will she have stripped the wallpaper, nicked the furniture and run off with Goldsmith?
Reckon Carrie will still be in the flat if/when Boris ever makes it back there? Or will she have stripped the wallpaper, nicked the furniture and run off with Goldsmith?
How long would a replacement pm have to wait to replace the wallpaper and other interior design elements? Politically toxic!
Is Borxit done yet?
When he goes, should we all stand in the street and bang some pots and pans together? 🙂
Who’ll be boris?
This really needs a parody actor, who can really show how excruciating things have been.
Well I'm off to watch hamlet for a bit of sensible politics
I must admit I’d rather see him call a general election as if he goes now he’ll resign his parliamentary seat and we don’t get either the Portillo moment of him losing or the sight of him having to come back into parliament having kept he seat and lost the election.
Does anyone still have some bunting we can borrow?
Just the red bits will do.......
In the end all because Johnson wanted to protect a sex abuser
You're going to have to have to be more specific.
Is that Range Rover outside No 10 an Uber, taxi for Boris?
Is that Range Rover outside No 10 an Uber, taxi for Boris?
Luber, maybe.
Fancy predicting the lottery?
Are you lot going to see Boris? I 100% support him.
Yes, sorry but we want rid.
Are you going to kick him out? Out of his house? In the middle of his dinner?
Errrm, yes. Sorry.
**** yeah. I’m up for that.
Looks like you may have called it.
I have a feeling the greased piglet won't go tonight
Once a new Conservative party leader is elected the Queen will select the new PM and at that point Mr Johnson is fired. (David Allen Green for all things constitutional).
Normally. I think parliament might have to replace this PM before a new Conservative leader is chosen. Johnson can not be trusted to be a caretaker PM acting for the country. Raab or May as stand in PM over the summer? Or maybe Hoyle? None of them are good options for me, but they wouldn’t be the loose cannon a rejected but still in his post Johnson might be.
Priti calling for him to go now, according to various sources.
Just Bozza and Mad Nad left, holed up in a small room with a few bottles of whisky and a mountain of coke.......
Surely someone has done a 'Downfall' parody by now?
In the event of a leadership contest is it possible May might throw her hat in the ring in a "told you so" gesture?
Don't forget moggster in that depraved love triangle of nads and bojo
He’s not going to resign.
Either he’s going to call a snap GE (which is an enormous gamble but in character; if he wins they can’t sack him and if he doesn’t he’s taken the Tories down with him) or some mechanism will need to be found to remove him.
Winning a GE would be the open door to a full on col gaddafi self awarded medals act.
From Twitter….
Third PM in a row to be brought down by Boris Johnson.
It's hard to overstate how much I'm enjoying this. If he goes to the queen he might even bring down the monarchy as well!
