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This did make me give a wry smile…

…It rather begs the question, what are the convictions for? 😉


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 1:36 am
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It's no accident that our cabinet is comprised of people deemed to be hard-right, libertarians, the idea was that they'd all see Brexit through while the ERG rabble-rousers in the backbenches brayed from the sidelines without actually doing anything. However, it would seem that ideological zeal is no substitute for competence during a global crisis.

Johnson's populism is on the wane. None of the jockeying successors seem offer anything other than baked-in unpleasantness and/or stupidity.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 1:52 am
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However, it would seem that ideological zeal is no substitute for competence during a global crisis.

That is the problem with populism, it is empty. A good way to get into power but once in power it is not quite as simple. Takes a good few years for the idiots who fell for it to work it out but they work it out in the end. With Boris it has been pretty quick for them to realise but that was helped by the pandemic as you say.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 8:38 am
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Takes a good few years for the idiots who fell for it to work it out

They're not idiots for falling for it, very clever people fall for con tricks all the time. The idiocy comes from not admitting they were conned, how many pensioners are fleeced of life savings but don't report it because to do say admits they were fooled, and that feels worse than doubling down and pretending they're happy paying £20K to have their gutters cleaned or driveway swept.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 9:41 am
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I see she's taken Liz "Thatcher" Truss' idea and gone full "Majesty".

https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1477248488886861825?t=-4RJ4ZHf2-PwM0RqPH3S8Q&s=19


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 10:46 am
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"coming soon in 2022"

Presumably she means just as soon as they've trained up a few thousand police officers to replace the ones they cut over the previous 10 years...?

FFS, it's another populist slogan. "coming soon"?! It's supposed to be standard government policy, not the next installment of Jurassic World... Christ that woman makes me angry, I could happily hit her around the head with a large fish all day.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 10:51 am
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Cracking down on “eco-protestors” and “illegal entry”. Know your targets. Really needed more shots of her in uniform to really hit the mark. Perhaps she should have delivered the whole piece wearing the uniform?


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 11:01 am
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21st dec


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 11:08 am
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Yep the Pritt’s vey deluded of her importance , but a New Years address 🙂


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 11:14 am
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She’s already shown a penchant for dressing up in police uniforms. If she ever got a sniff of the top job she’d have gone full Gadaffi within a week, with military regalia including a chest full of medals she’d awarded herself, and regular military parades

Actually… she’d probably quite like the idea of death squads to ‘disappear’ those who she deems to have wronged her. The woman is unhinged


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 11:32 am
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It would help her sincerity* if here demeanour hadn't turned to boredom half way through the video.

* no it wouldnt.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 11:36 am
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there is something very Adolf about that hair.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 11:47 am
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Flag tick,Queenie picture tick, hands positioned ,sincere looking at the camera tick.

All that’s missing is some patriotic music.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 11:53 am
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FFS, it’s another populist slogan. “coming soon”?! It’s supposed to be standard government policy, not the next installment of Jurassic World… Christ that woman makes me angry, I could happily hit her around the head with a large fish all day.

Steady, she’ll be after you for spreading internet dissent.

Probably charging up the battery and ordering the jumper leads off Amazon as We speak.

Or pushing more stuff into the Priti Bill.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 11:59 am
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Every time I see her, I think she must be the avatar of an AI that's still figuring out its way in the world and so can't impersonate a human, but has got pretty good at some of the basic emotions. Zuckerberg was the beta.

How the **** is Kwarteng so high up? What has he ever done that wasn't just attacking the UK?


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 1:02 pm
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How the **** is Kwarteng so high up?

Never mind him. Look who’s above him. Even more inexplicable. She’s like an evil Mrs Doubtfire


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 1:11 pm
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I'm not sure whether Priti Patel's apparent low approval among Tory Party activists is something which should be celebrated.

I would have thought it is more likely that it is due to her being seen as too soft by Tory Party members than too right-wing.

I would expect the average Tory Party member to be firmly to the right of the present government.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 1:24 pm
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She’s like an evil Mrs Doubtfire

She looks like Ed Gein (although I suppose Ed Gein can look like anyone he wants)


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 1:38 pm
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Why is Liz Truss so popular with the Tories? Serious question. It's totally bizarre.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 1:47 pm
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Because of her unwavering pride in British cheese.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 2:09 pm
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Because to a casual observer of details, she's out there chatting to the colonials and signing deals to make Britain great again.

Doesn't matter that those deals are damaging to some UK industries because a) it's not in the papers they read, b) if it was it'd be fake news, c) we overcame it in the war, d) foreigners are stupid so actually we'll benefit, e) all of the above.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 2:23 pm
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Evil Mrs Doudtfire aka 'Big Five'.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 2:40 pm
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I see that Boris is crediting the return of the crown on the pint glass as a Brexit success.

They are manufactured in France.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 5:57 pm
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As long as I get 100% of a pint of liquid beer, filled to line… not “almost a pint” or fill to brim… I don’t care if the standards mark is a unicorn.


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 6:08 pm
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I was deeply disappointed tonight not to see a crown on my pint glass.
Any recommendations on glass etching tools so I can add one to any which are traitorous?


 
Posted : 02/01/2022 11:38 pm
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I was deeply disappointed tonight not to see a crown on my pint glass.
Any recommendations on glass etching tools so I can add one to any which are traitorous?

The actual issue is most pubs get free glasses from suppliers (within reason) so you can have Guinees, Coors, Stella glasses etc. etc. depending on what beers you sell.

There isn't and never was a ban on the traditional pint glass with a crown etched onto it. It's just that a pub isnt going to buy them when they get free, perfectly good glasses from thier suppliers.


 
Posted : 03/01/2022 12:14 am
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Well, we’re just going to have to put a stop to all that traitorous nonsense, aren’t we?

For a start we can stop importing all that foreign muck, then every glass should have a Union Jack on and a little mechanism inside it, like those birthday cards do, so that as you tip the glass to drink it plays Land of Hope and Glory


 
Posted : 03/01/2022 12:59 am
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Oops busted again.

https://news.sky.com/story/pmqs-boris-johnson-denies-saying-inflation-fears-were-unfounded-but-sky-news-has-it-on-camera-12509716

Although I can't help but wish the speaker would skewer him though...


 
Posted : 05/01/2022 8:46 pm
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<Johnson mode>

He said people have been worried about inflation for a very long time and those fears have been unfounded

- all past tense

He didn't say we shouldn't worry about them now, in the present tense.

It's not his fault we just don't listen properly.......


 
Posted : 05/01/2022 8:54 pm
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Did anyone ever doubt it?

He lies like he breathes. It’s his default position


 
Posted : 05/01/2022 8:55 pm
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Can't see Truss/Sunak being in any particular hurry to replace Bozzo. They'd likely want the local elections in May over with first so he can take the fall for those (and the ongoing impact of Brexit) before they strike the blow. If that idiot can keep his snout out of too many scandals until then he still might hang around for a few more months.


 
Posted : 05/01/2022 9:20 pm
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Yip… they all know what’s coming, most of all Boris.

He’s a dead man walking. He’s got until May then it’s all over

In the local elections they’re going to lose big to Labour in the north (presently polling 16 points above the Tories in ’Red Wall’ seats) and get clobbered by the Lib Dem’s in the South.

Those letters to the 1922 Committee are already written, but everyone is hanging on for him to take the rap for an electoral drubbing before they all start fighting like rats in a sack for the poisoned challace


 
Posted : 05/01/2022 9:47 pm
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Im hoping its Truss that gets the job.

Trying to be Thatcher v2.0 is unlikely to go down well with many as she is still despised by a large chunk of the population.

Secondly, she is awful in front of a camera. She's not likable, can't think on her feet and will just further implode her party.

She will be a liability on the campaign trail too.


 
Posted : 05/01/2022 9:53 pm
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She’s not likable, can’t think on her feet and will just further implode her party.

She’s not likable, can’t think [s]on her feet[/s] and will just further implode her party.

FTFY.

Agree about the council elections - all the Red Wall stuff in the North - they're absolutely outraged by the whole abandoning of the levelling up (whatever that was supposed to mean), HS2 eastern leg cancelled, most of NPR cancelled. All those promises to the northern cities of Bradford, Hull, Leeds, York and so on. All gone. Everyone feels betrayed, they won't be voting Conservative again in a hurry. It'll be a big message to Boris that one.


 
Posted : 05/01/2022 10:15 pm
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Liz Truss would be a similar gift to Labour as Corbyn was to the Tory’s

As thick as mince, hopeless at being interviewed (you can literally hear the cogs slowly grind into like when she’s asked a question) and like you said; a third rate Thatcher tribute act is not going to play well with many other than the senile old Home Counties racists who make up the Tory membership and will vote her in


 
Posted : 05/01/2022 10:29 pm
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So it seems that Johnson never saw the whatsapp messages becaus ehe got a new phone

Geidt didnt believe that either, yet still seems to have let him off

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1479098328008720386


 
Posted : 06/01/2022 4:00 pm
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So is he saying he forgot this exchange or he just lost his phone between lunchtime & dinner?

also says Teresa May left the flat 'a bit of a tip'


 
Posted : 06/01/2022 4:25 pm
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Looks pretty suspect to me! Seems like BoJo is very much hinting he'll do what Brownlow wants re. great exhibition plans; then Brownlow says we can do what we want as there is no formal oversight set up yet!


 
Posted : 06/01/2022 5:15 pm
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Corruption in plain sight. Didn't even have the intelligence to separate the demand for cash from the quid pro quo. Would be an obvious and immediate resigning issue for pretty much any PM of a previous era.

The media needs to get stuck in, not let him get away with his 'followed the guidelines at all times' bullshit.


 
Posted : 06/01/2022 5:21 pm
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Where’s that from @kimbers ?


 
Posted : 06/01/2022 5:28 pm
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also says Teresa May left the flat ‘a bit of a tip’

Whilst I doubt he is telling the truth I couldnt really blame her. I would have definitely been tempted to stick some kippers behind the radiators.


 
Posted : 06/01/2022 5:49 pm
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Teresa May left the flat ‘a bit of a tip’

I find it difficult to belive they didn't get the cleaners in between May moving out and Johnson moving in. It'll just get billed to the tax payer anyway, so why not get it cleaned?

Also, despite what I think of May, I'm quite prepared to belive she's a bit more house proud than the current PM.


 
Posted : 06/01/2022 6:01 pm
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Crossing the streams …

https://twitter.com/proudgranny24/status/1479128628772356097?s=21


 
Posted : 06/01/2022 6:52 pm
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Boris Johnson again cleared by Lord Geidt because there is no evidence the PM knew the proposed Lord Brownlow-chaired trust was funded by Lord Brownlow himself

He was talking to Brownlow to get funding approved before the trust was set up. So it’s irrelevant who would eventually fund the trust… IT DIDN’T EXIST when he asked Brownlow to approve payment for the work.

Whitewash.

https://twitter.com/thattimwalker/status/1479105800047972357?s=21

Grinning lying entitled self serving piece of…

His obvious delight at pulling a fast one. I hope he falls hard and fast. Losing his PM title isn’t enough. He deserves a real downfall.


 
Posted : 06/01/2022 6:55 pm
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