tree rings, so i know how old i am
Naturally, I'd just turn it into a giant willy 🙂
A face, so I could talk to it. I'd tell children it's my Siamese twin and scare them, use it insted of my own face when knocking on doors with spy holes, take it got walks and never feel quite so lonely. Or like darcy said a giant willy 😀
Flames, so it looks like my arm had burnt off, with a Phoenix rising out of the top 8)
Just seems excessive to me getting your arm chopped off just for a tattoo.
Don't do it kids.
"What do you want tattooed?" - "dunno, I'm stumped for ideas" - "how about a shark, that's 'armless enough?"
I'm here all week, try the veal.
I saw one the other day on a tattoo website where a guy had a finger nail tattood on his stump, turning his handless arm into a giant finger!
try the veal
Banned. Unethical.
Veal is fine, yummy!

