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[Closed] Blummin' Millenials eh?

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Noticed some 'plant leaf wipes' in the garden center today FFS. Overheard by a member of staff she commented that they were for "those blummin' millenials".
Does the world really need these things?

I wonder if they are flushable...


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 12:03 am
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They've been available for decades. You're right about them being entirely unnecessary, it's just another problem they've created so they can sell you something; a normal duster works just as well. I'm tight though, I use sandpaper instead of nail files 😂


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 12:13 am
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I go everywhere with my leaf wipes. Being a millennial it's essential.


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 1:46 am
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Are you should she didn't say "those blooming marigolds"?


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 1:50 am
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those blummin’ millenials

I wonder if they are flushable…

They are yes. You just have to give the feet a good push to get round the U-bend.


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 4:12 am
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I have them sown onto the sleeves and shoulders of my jersey, shiny leaves brings the trail alive.


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 7:59 am
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I use them on my perennials


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 8:08 am
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A true millenial would buy leaves to wipe with. In an organic cardboard dispenser.


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 8:56 am
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frost conditioned hardy millenials?


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 8:58 am
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‘plant leaf wipes’

Are you sure they're not an organic alternative to toilet paper?

Yes, yes I know, paper IS organic.


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 11:52 am
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Bloomin' beareded hipsters


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 12:01 pm
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... garden center ...

Blummin' Millennials.


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 12:11 pm
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I bet that stupid old gammon has double standards on immigration when it comes to plants.


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 12:34 pm
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They are yes. You just have to give the feet a good push to get round the U-bend.

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Posted : 04/03/2019 1:46 pm
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'center'... Oh the shame. Sorry.


 
Posted : 04/03/2019 4:04 pm