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You can say what you want about him. He'll never find us here!
W****r!! 😝 Yes, I hate myself for opening this thread!
Yes
This is the thing. You always do this. Just stop.
@sirromj I'm maybe (probably) being a bit thick here, but I don't understand that?
Sorry one of my disastrous attempts at humour! Ie quoting out of context.
* reports scotchroots for paging thread
I’ve got the hammer, who’s bringing the sausages?
I've tarmacked the lawn, so good luck with that.
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I’ve tarmacked the lawn, so good luck with that.
Not sure you’ve quite grasped what’s about to happen.
Is your username a clue? 😬
Brace yourself, we’re going to Chinatown.
P.s. not sure who is bringing the sausages but for gods sake please remember to freeze them this time.
No one else pitching in or even blokeuptheroad protesting.
Sh!t.
Will I be on the front page of The Sun in the morning?