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I’ve just had my first Tim Tam Slam.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:29 pm
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Your first what?

I’m still rocking Tunnocks Wafers.. can’t find anything else remotely suitable.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:31 pm
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I’m still rocking Tunnocks Wafers.. can’t find anything else remotely suitable.

Shhh, don't tell them about them, we need to retain stocks for 'those in the know'...


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:36 pm
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I’m still rocking Tunnocks Wafers.. can’t find anything else remotely suitable.

The food of Gods.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:38 pm
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High Fives Bbouy.

Behold,the Tunnock tin.

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Posted : 27/11/2017 1:41 pm
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I’ve just had my first Tim Tam Slam.

Works with Penguins too


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:45 pm
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Tim Tams! When the Ashes are on! Traitor!


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:47 pm
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Shhh, don't tell them about them, we need to retain stocks for 'those in the know'...

How many of the 500,000 a week made do you stash exactly? Because I've got 490,000 in my garage...


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:52 pm
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Works with Penguins too

With hot chocolate, awesome.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:54 pm
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Behold,the Tunnock tin.

Pffft.

Behold, the Tunnocks Christmas box.

An annual visitor to the Panther household.

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Did I ever mention that I inadvertently invented the plain chocolate Teacake?


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:54 pm
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Festive Box?
o_O
Mind
Blown


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:55 pm
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Best with a Twix, but not the extra long ones unless you have super sucking powers.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 1:56 pm
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Ok,ok ,well double Pffft to you and ...erm,behold the paper that will wrap the cushion for our son's Xmas gift 😛
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Posted : 27/11/2017 1:59 pm
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I call bullshit Perchy...
Thats a 2014 tin and its still full.
Quite obviously fake.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:01 pm
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Well, Triple Pffftt .

I hand knitted these Teacake hats from the wool of rare breed Angora goats raised entirely on vegetable scraps.

These orphans are off snowboarding.....

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Posted : 27/11/2017 2:02 pm
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Thats a 2014 tin and its still full.

Not my picture. Our box doesn't survive long enough to pose for photos.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:03 pm
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meh, I bet none of you have had a chocolate Kimberly.

*runs off to buy a tunnocks Christmas hamper


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:04 pm
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Erm...
Where does one purchase that awesome Box of goodies..

If you’d be so kind...
😀


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:06 pm
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My wife bought some kind of big thick Cadbury's bar sort of like a giant Club biscuit but much nicer.. really superbly nice.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:07 pm
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Where does one purchase that awesome Box of goodies..

From the factory. You know, the one near my house....

(They have a wee shop - 43 Main Street, Uddingston if you want to Google Street View it)


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:07 pm
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bastard


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:08 pm
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wool of rare breed Angora goats

I am starting to think that they are not that rare and those orphans are clearly fake ,child actors methinks.


 
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Where does one purchase that awesome Box of goodies..
From the factory. You know, the one near my house....

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bastard

Seconded 👿

Call in for me and reprieve yourself, ta.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:09 pm
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Shut up about chocolate Kimberley they are all distracted by tunnocks:)
( have been able stop importing them as local Morrison's sell them now - have converted several English friends to them)


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:16 pm
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caramel wafer? what is wrong with you people?

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hmmm - searching for "caramel log" on bing gives the error messages that "Your current Bing SafeSearch setting filters out results that might return adult content"


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:16 pm
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Where does one purchase that awesome Box of goodies..
From the factory. You know, the one near my house....

(They have a wee shop - 43 Main Street, Uddingston if you want to Google Street View it)

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+1 🙁


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:25 pm
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Shut up about chocolate Kimberley they are all distracted by tunnocks:)

sorry, {font=tiny teeny] but at least I didn't mention mikados. [/teeny font]


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:29 pm
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Or coconut creams ( though they definitely not as nice as used to be so they can have them 🙁 )


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:42 pm
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Where can you get Tim Tams over here?
Tesc0 stopped selling them..


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:44 pm
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Where can you get Tim Tams over here?

Dunno. A colleague just brought a load in after a trip to Australia.

We've been dunking all afternoon.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 2:48 pm
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Youse are doing the tunnocks thing wrong btw, nearest corner shop fire in they are sure to have clear poly bags filled with caramel logs and wafers! Much cheapness! 🙂

Shiney wrappers are only there to justify the premium put on exports (classified as anywhere ootside the strathclyde region I think) and the middle classes. 😆


 
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Stroopwafels kick ass!


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 3:10 pm
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hmmm - searching for "caramel log" on bing gives the error messages that "Your current Bing SafeSearch setting filters out results that might return adult content"

That reminds me. Talking to an American friend during Thanksgiving, she asked if I liked a cream pie. Once I'd emptied my keyboard I had to gently explain that it meant something quite different over here.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 3:14 pm
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I'm a fan of Tunnocks wafers......but I'm sorry to say, Aldi's own beat Tunnocks. Though Tunnocks Teacakes are still the ones to beat. Aldi ones have jam in them!!! Just why would you do that?!

I've had Tim Tam's but not sure i've had a Tim Tam Slam. I'm sure I would have remembered it if I did.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 3:26 pm
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Where can you get Tim Tams over here?

From amazon at £10.56 a packet!! 😮


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 3:31 pm
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Where can you get Tim Tams over here?
Dunno. A colleague just brought a load in after a trip to Australia.
We've been dunking all afternoon.
I thought you were dead?


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 4:13 pm
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Tunnucks wafers are shit, I'd put them below pink wafers but they edge a nice... Maybe


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 4:49 pm
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PPs hats are famous

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Posted : 27/11/2017 5:06 pm
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Buggerit!

WHy oh WHY oh why, can't I buy that box of lovely Tunnocks temptations online...

Is it because Brexit?

I shall write to my MP.


 
Posted : 27/11/2017 5:14 pm