Birds Aren't Real.

I thought they worked for peanuts?

[and various other seeds and lard]

Maybe it's not that all birds aren't real, just some of them? Seems more plausible.

Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon?

We have to clear up three or four per annum before the dog eats them. They tend to build a poor quality nest in our lilac tree from which the chicks have a habit of falling out - they’re really quite crap at breeding. Or maybe the dead chicks are robots and their attempt to take control of our dog…

jonba
Free Member
Maybe it’s not that all birds aren’t real, just some of them? Seems more plausible.

That's the genius of it though, who carries a Voight-Kampff machine around with them?

Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon?

the chicks have a habit of falling out

That's not falling out, it's squab-bling

squab-bling

They mostly come out in the day light, and eat discarded kebab meat, or am I confusing seaguls with pidgeons?

dangeourbrain
Full Member

I thought they worked for peanuts?

Nah, they tried that but it turns out if you pay peanuts you get monkeys

Nah, they tried that but it turns out if you pay peanuts you get monkeys

Are monkeys real?

they tried robomonkeys but if you overcharge them - baboom !!

Nah it's not robomonkeys that blow things up, it's the guerillas.

Or maybe it's Chickens. I guess in the fifties they were still in the development stages, makes you think.